Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
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LiveThenDie 2
And what a smart little brother she has!! lol Blackmail is fun.
JustDial911 0
YDI, as you didn't check all around the house. Now, the kid is going to start a **** website, with your picture on the first page. Good Job!!! THREADJACKERS WELCOME
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Comments (254)
hannahgirl11 0
hahaha lol
SirJamie77 7
That kids a genius!
PonySlaystation 0
Haha owned ;)
strangersdk 0
So? Beat the shit out of him and take his phone, then break it. Now he has no proof, and you two just need to create an alibi.
SaraSykes 0
That Kids A ******* Genius. xD
wtsyrfce 0
what an evil little kid
thatsrugged 2
haha that kids gangster!
sarahjessicaa 0
THAT SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME!
dannyboy66 7
owned
duck_flower 0
I did that to my older brother when I was seven using the my dad's favorite camera. My brother and his girlfriend freaked out after I told them that they were my slaves and he nearly tackled me trying to get the camera back. I think his girlfriend was wondering how I knew that they were doing something bad. In reality, I actually thought that they were trying to break the couch (our mother always got mad at me for jumping on all bouncy things like beds and couches. she said that if she caught anyone damaging the furniture like that she would do something bad... she said 'or else...', but I still believed in that sort of threat back then). I put the camera back where I got it in my dad's home office later on but didn't delete the photo since I didn't know how (I did try though since I was sort of afraid of my brother at that point). Two weeks later the picture was shown at an extended family reunion (apparently my dad doesn't check the photos on his camera, he just plugs in the camera and shows everything on it). The fact that it was the last photo so the slide show stopped on the picture made it even worse for my brother. Then again, I don't think me saying that I remembered taking the photo helped the situation, especially since I was seven. My parents were shocked, to put it lightly. After that event was finally sort of forgotten, we received the giant photo album my mother had ordered with the photos from my dad's camera on it. That was when I discovered something. The slide show wasn't staying on the same picture that day. I had actually duplicated the picture when I was trying to delete it. Let's just say more than half of the pages in the album had that picture on them.