Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I was letting my boyfriend of 4 years tie me up and do stuff to me. After finishing on my face, he then left. My parents had to untie me. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house because I knew his parents wouldn't be there. Later, I woke up in a hospital bed because his sister thought I was a burglar and tased me. FML
Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They kept me locked me for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML
Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML
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ragnarok1540 39
That is a bit over the top. They are your boyfriend's parents and can punish HIM however they please for breaking the rules. However, it is neither their right nor their responsibility to discipline you. Calling your parents is to be expected, but what they did was out of line.
zxtq 14
Were you guys having sex in the garage? If not then that's kinda f***ed up.
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Comments (65)
Hazel515 22
Im confused on exactly what happened
MiaTheMartian 21
they just locked you in there with no clothes on??? the ****
ragnarok1540 39
That is a bit over the top. They are your boyfriend's parents and can punish HIM however they please for breaking the rules. However, it is neither their right nor their responsibility to discipline you. Calling your parents is to be expected, but what they did was out of line.
ohsnapword 21
Building on this, if his parents did lock you in their garage, that's called unlawful imprisonment.
stormy0307 16
And if they forcefully moved her more than 10' to put her there then it's legally classified as a kidnapping/abduction
supplyman 5
You people are so brilliant as to know these laws without knowing the state or even country the OP is in. You don't know the age of the people involved. You literally know nothing but think you know everything. Pathetic.
DrafteeSelf 24
#19 i smell downvote comments for you
InternetHobo 18
It says they're from NY in the US.
oreoeater 21
#19 Maybe you should read the FML again, then your comment. Then you can decide who's pathetic
supplyman 5
Where does it say NY? It says anonymous.
supplyman 5
Are you so ignorant that got think the word 'my' is NY?
Sirin_fml 47
The FML was submitted from New York. The location isn't shown on some of the apps right now.
hi1234567891234 15
It says on the fml.
Justy101 23
@44 why so damn aggressive. Bye, Felicia.
Joseph24689 14
Kek
zxtq 14
Were you guys having sex in the garage? If not then that's kinda f***ed up.
spudking 19
Still pretty ****** up even if they were.
deathstroke990 22
I agree with #3.... but also it is their roof and if they've established that rule then have sex somewhere else
scyth3s 13
Not really a valid option for minors. parents need to not be all 1800a about it.
deathstroke990 22
then.... wait to have sex? its not like you're gonna die
supplyman 5
#36.where does it say minor? Or adult? Let's do assuming. And parents have the right to set the rules they think are right. If isn't your home. So telling others good to live. And really 1800s? Go back to school (or stay in) and learn some history.
mds9986 24
Shut up, 46. Calling people stupid and pathetic when trying to tell them they are wrong is, in and of itself, stupid and pathetic.
deathstroke990 22
the words stupid or pathetic were never used what
mds9986 24
He called people pathetic in another comment and told people they were stupid by telling them to go to school or stay in it.
writerchic85 26
So they locked you in the garage? That's a little bit like kidnapping in my opinion.
cheshireau 26
Better under their roof there somewhere unclean and dodgy. Also better to know where their son is and what he's doing then not.
fuckpotato 12
I want to thumbs up this 80 times.
SneezyBear 27
#8 beat me to it. The parents are utterly in the wrong for making a rule that requires their kid to have sex anywhere other than their own home (which 90% of the time would mean somewhere less safe, and less clean). Completely shameful parenting imo. Any respect/trust the boyfriend has in his parents will soon be destroyed if they keep this up. EDIT: this was meant to be a reply to #6's comment, but oops, whatever
nicolai44 12
I don't disagree with you in principle, #12, but I doubt their rule REQUIRES their son to have sex ANYWHERE. To the contrary, I would guess that the spirit of the rule is to discourage him from having sex at all, but they're smart enough to know they can only enforce it in their own home. That's all assuming he's a minor. If he's an adult, that's different. Then it's just about respecting the parents' home that the son CHOOSES to continue living in. There's no good reason two adults can't respect the parents' rule and find a better place. Either way, if the parents deliberately locked OP in the garage, there's no excuse for that, and they don't deserve the respect they demand.
SneezyBear 27
#65 in theory yes, but rules like 'no sex under my roof' only teach kids to do it somewhere else instead (or to be smarter about not getting caught). The rule has a potential for serious harm, and can bring about very little good. It's your kid, not a housemate. Please try to create rules that minimise the potential harm your kid may be exposed to rather than exacerbate it. Don't know where to start? Create a ******* pros and cons chart for god's sake. You're adults, it is not that hard. Not trying to attack you, but I just really despise parents who pull this sort of shit.
Mathalamus 25
the parents have no right to do this. i bet they had sex under their parents roof, right? ******* hypocrites.
ninjuh_wingman 29
Considering that it's their house, they can discipline him however they want for what he does while living there.
interesting33 37
They had no right to lock the gf in a garage, but you don't know that they had sex under their parents' house.
scyth3s 13
@26, he did not volunteer to live in their home. at some point parents need to ease up on biological functions.
xMaeLA 24
At least they didn't kick him out for that, my mom kicked me out for that. Lmao. However, that's embarrassing and uncalled for. They shouldn't have done that to you. Did his sister at least give you your clothes back?
Steve97 32
I'm sorry but YDI on this one. If your BF still lives with his parents then you have to respect their rules in the house. If you're gonna have sex do it else where. While locking you in the garage is ****** up I can still see why they're that upset.
supplyman 5
The OP never said that anytime locked them in the garage only that they were locked in it. How do we know they didn't go to hide in the garage when the parents came home and found it locked? On top of that garages are designed to lick people or not in, so I find this story to be BS.
iraisadumbass 14
OP might not have known that her bf's parents had that rule.
Steve97 32
She should still know better. And judging by how pissed the parents were I doubt OP and her BF are even 20 years old.
kingdomgirl94 29
She should know better than to break a rule she didn't know about (in this hypothetical). Damn, that's some high-expectation shit right there.