Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I had a friend over. We found my older brother's camera so decided to look through his photos but then we came across photos of him and his girlfriend having sex. We were laughing up until my friend decided to point out that they were having sex on my bed. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. We were under the covers, and my little brother thought we were wrestling, so he got on top of the covers and started "wrestling" with us. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were making out while she was laying on me. Her little brother walked in, saw us and yelled, "Mom they're swallowing each other!" FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, I came home early from work and found my brother in my bed with a girl I've never met. Apparently he's been using my house to hook up with girls while I'm gone. FML
Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, my 10 year old brother caught me masturbating and then said "Oh, so that's how you do it!". He then ran to his room and locked the door. I inadvertently taught my little brother how to masturbate. FML
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LiveThenDie 2
And what a smart little brother she has!! lol Blackmail is fun.
JustDial911 0
YDI, as you didn't check all around the house. Now, the kid is going to start a **** website, with your picture on the first page. Good Job!!! THREADJACKERS WELCOME
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Comments (254)
chameleon28 16
Smartest kid on earth.
idontcare23 5
Next time i suggest u make sure u are alone before going at it
LadyGore 12
Smart boy he is. You are both ******. Haha He ****** you both I hope the sex was good.
girlwithmoodeyes 0
read, not win. **
girlwithmoodeyes 0
this is the best fml i have ever win. ydi for not checking the house, never THINK when it comes to having sex in places like that, always KNOW
fishisacat 2
That's hilarious! How old is her brother as that he is blackmailing you?
newburton13 26
Wait until he's gone. Remove his door, find the picture, and throw out anything and everything that looks like "trash".
acdance08 6
Haha priceless .....got to love blackmail lmfao
Perdition25 12
The little brother got you, but only because you did not think. Every household doorknob has a little hole in it and can be unlocked from the outside, could have easily retrieved the photos and hopefully given the kid a good kick to the stomach.
mcoconut 0
That kids going places.