Today, I hate my body. If I eat anything at all, even a piece of fruit, I get terrible stomach cramps, and yet if I go too long without eating, I get gassy diarrhoea. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, like most days, no matter what I eat, my stomach does not agree. FML
Today, it's day three of me having unexplained diarrhea that leaves me with such bad gas that it keeps me up at night. Less than a month ago I was complaining to my doctor about having severe chronic constipation. My digestive tract can't seem to make up it's mind. FML
Today, I ate one Benefiber gummy and spent half the day and good chunk of the night in misery with an upset stomach, where it felt like a lump was in it, as well as aggressive and painful gas, and painful diarrhea. FML
Today, it seems my body wants me to be a hermit: alone in nature for days, I'm fine. Yet to any kind of stress – like being at the office or in a social setting – my body reacts with smelly sweats, extreme bloating, and frequent flatulence. FML
Today, after two full months of trying to gain weight, I haven’t gained a single pound. Instead, I now have severe and irreversible digestive problems from overeating. FML
Today, everything I eat makes me sick, so I don't know what to eat anymore now. My BMI is low and I'm absolutely starving. I can't even eat rice. FML
Today, as always, I get the hiccups ten times a day, sometimes more. They are very painful, and the only thing that makes them go away is water. The doctors have found no apparent cause. I hate my body. FML
Today, I thought I’d do something for my digestion and forego the after-lunch coffee, as it always makes me gassy. Well, without the coffee apparently all the gas just stayed inside. Whatever it did in there gave me a pretty awful stomach ache. FML
Today, I learned that the vomiting and uncontrollable flatulence I've been suffering from is normal with my new diet. FML
Today, I'm constipated AND having diarrhea at the same time. It feels like I'm going to explode. FML
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maskedangel 11
Talk to your doc about your gallbladder
Brightside86 31
Ditto something like that isn't going to just get better...but it can always get worse.
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maskedangel 11
Talk to your doc about your gallbladder
Brightside86 31
Ditto something like that isn't going to just get better...but it can always get worse.
Yudith 28
Or just talk to your gastro-enterologist, period. If you don't have any, get a referral from your GP.
Tee Wallisaurusrex 13
are you fructose intolerant? my husband is (apples, pears, onions, grapes etc all send him to the ground with cramps for hours)
cacheson 42
That happened to me when I was younger. Initially diagnosed as IBS, later as Hashimoto’s thyroiditis. Get your levels chrcked