Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML
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Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML
Today, I was hit on by a guy while I was walking my dog. He said some crude stuff about my chest. I called my husband to pick me up, and after he'd got me my husband blamed me for it, saying I should dress more conservatively. I was wearing a tank top with a zip up hoodie (unzipped) over it, jeans, and flip flops. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML
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katamine 17
... well you did kind of deserve it xD but still, hardened stomach muscles are quite hard to resist.. mm....
Chantallika 0
I'm sure you'd feel the exact same way if your boyfriend did this with a woman. Men doing this is something every woman bitches about ENDLESSLY. Women seem to think there's a double standard where when a man does something it's "wrong" and when a woman does something it's "ok". Then women wonder why men don't respect or trust them. It's because they can't because of double-standards like that. Worse yet, you're from my neck of the woods.
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Comments (143)
shuu_naay 0
well, you cant look at a hot guy while youre on a date with your bf and then get caught looking at him. although sometimes you cant help it, its still rude. and you'd probably have been pissed at him if he'd done the same. but i doubt him breaking up with you was the right choice because he's probably done it too just didnt walk into any poles unless you've been caught multiple times. if not dont worry about it. youre human. SH.
indianabummer 0
This is just another way about how sad some things can be today. Her boyfriend should have just let it go that she was so distracted by another person she ran into a pole? When you're with someone you should have the respect for them not to behave that way. It's disrespectful. Beyond that there's a difference between thinking someone is attractive and being attracted to them. If you are with someone and are constantly being attracted to other people mayby you aren't supposed to be with that person. If you're really in love you wouldn't want anyone else. At least that's how it is for me. I love my fiance and other guys barely register in my awareness.
Hockeylover87_71 0
YDI
deja54 0
I routinely check out other women, even in the presence of girls I'm dating. Sometimes I remark on it, too. And they are feel to disagree or agree. And they *gasp* don't suddenly dump me or call me an asshole. I guess I just don't date jealous, insecure bitches. I'm strange like that.
xOblivion 0
okay, so you say just because you're in a relationship you're not allowed to find other people hot ? complete bullshit if you ask me
Ketz 0
Passing glance is okay, drooling heavily isn't.
erikalikesfire 0
nothing wrong with looking, and the pole is just funny. i woulda laughed at you, but not broken up with you just for appreciating someone else's good looks. your ex had issues - if it wasn't this, it woulda been something else.
RaDa67 0
I love how this says "hardened stomach muscles".... instead of a abs... simple... but I guess that added flavour.
Intoxicunt 6
I don't like it because "stomach" is an organ inside your body, not the whole damn area. That's like people calling female genitalia "******" when the ****** is one part of it, not the whole area. Not trying to start shit though. I'm glad you liked it.
slave_to_misery 0
She never said, that she was dumped. She might have broken up with her ex and went after the other guy.
CFR 0
HAHA!!!! #104: No I think she was dumped. Girls hate it when their boyfriends look at other girls (especially that obviously) Is there any reason to deny that men hate it when their girlfriends do the same thing?
itspillzhaha 0
ur just a typical ******* girl. just cuz a guy is hott.... u deserved to get ur ass dumped :D
CFR 0
It's hardly typical of women you doink. Men do it too.
itspillzhaha 0
most woman jus care bout looks thou, most guys dont...a hott guy will do stuff with an ugly girl, a hott girl would NEVER do anything with an ugly guy....girls r jus straight bitches....like this girl
timtam24 0
wrong