Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML
Today, I was hit on by a guy while I was walking my dog. He said some crude stuff about my chest. I called my husband to pick me up, and after he'd got me my husband blamed me for it, saying I should dress more conservatively. I was wearing a tank top with a zip up hoodie (unzipped) over it, jeans, and flip flops. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML
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Top comments
katamine 17
... well you did kind of deserve it xD but still, hardened stomach muscles are quite hard to resist.. mm....
Chantallika 0
I'm sure you'd feel the exact same way if your boyfriend did this with a woman. Men doing this is something every woman bitches about ENDLESSLY. Women seem to think there's a double standard where when a man does something it's "wrong" and when a woman does something it's "ok". Then women wonder why men don't respect or trust them. It's because they can't because of double-standards like that. Worse yet, you're from my neck of the woods.
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Comments (143)
Watermeat 0
If your boyfriend dumped you cos you were checking out another guy, the relationship wouldn't have lasted very long anyway. Neither YDI or FYL.
lAustin 0
I don't get why men can't get away with looking at a good looking woman without getting slapped/dumped/chewed out. A woman can look at a good looking man, but is surprised when she gets dumped? Please, you are a shallow b!tch, and you deserved it.
IceCreamMage 17
Lawl you deserved it bitch. Your own fault for checking someone else out, and I'm not surprised when it's a girl from Australia. Nearly every girl I've met in this country is the same way. So much fail. Enjoy being single.
brendiz 0
LMFAO this is too funny xD
DynamicDave 11
Ha the way OP worded this made it sound like the pole caused her to be single. lol @OP: YDI hardcore. My ex used to do that and it's not only disrespectful but extremely annoying.
iEuphorical 0
He dumped you for checking out a stranger? Lame.
ShakeZula7 0
You deserve it. Have some self-control, you shallow tramp.
stovetop2560 0
He needs to get over it. people are too insecure about themselves and don't realize that they are with you, not the good looking guy from across the street. Treat someone right and it doesn't matter who they see or find.
goldenferret 0
While I agree that he should lighten up, it's not entirely his fault. You obviously have little self-control if you can't even retain proper concentration on simple acts like walking because there's an attractive man infront of you. You have everything you could want, right? So why are you lusting over another man?
terrahdez 0
Holy shit, FML tells us to "try and be respectful" yet it's cool for #166 to call out "shallow tramp"...For LOOKING? Damn...
quizikall 0
she wasnt just looking