Today, I found out that when you kick another man in the snowglobes and he smiles at you, there's something creepily wrong. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned that my neighbor of 9 years has a kid. I learned this after I knocked down his snowman. FML
Today, I made my first snowman ever, and then cried when my big brother kicked it to pieces. I'm 27. FML
Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer who, just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML
Today, a creep called me out in the street and asked me why I was in that part of that street, because he "knows " I live in another part of the street, and he found it "odd" that I was there. He was smiling all that time too. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I passed some little girls who threw a bunch of snowballs at me. I dodged every single one, ran away laughing, and gave them the finger. I then ran into a snowman. FML
Today, as I passed by the window that looks out on to my front yard, I saw a man out there so I ran to the kitchen to call the police. The operator asked me to describe the man. It was then that I realized the mysterious man in my yard was the snowman I built yesterday. FML
Today, I'm at my grandparents' house to help clear snow. I was making a path to the driveway by pushing the snow out of the way. I saw a big pile and went to kick it really hard. Alas, it was a step. FML
Today, I discovered that if you heckle a mime, it's possible that the mime will actually kick your ass. FML
Today, I accidentally knocked over a mall Santa on his way to meet some children. I've never had that many hate-filled eyes on me at once. FML
Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML
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lindseyluvszac 4
Yes, but still, why did you kick him in the first place?
gunmania0 12
it's pleasurable!
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gunmania0 12
it's pleasurable!
xbella 8
and you would know this why???? ..
iSitt 0
because he's a dentist
123Lalala098 10
well :P the guy must be messed ;P but he must be a freak if he finds getting KICKED pleasurable
mfjkr 10
or he's a masochist
raider27 7
Well when a guy gets kicked there hard enough, his teeth feel good
imosim 0
it's because op "made it rain".... or snow...
IBeBlazin 0
Congratulations you just found the only man in the world with actual balls of steel lol.
baseball6917 8
you just kicked chuck norris...and lived
Orcina1 3
I've been in that exact same situation a few times except I was the one getting kicked. didn't hurt.
krazy_glu3 0
as long as he didn't get a boner afterwards....
XxAmygirlxX 0
I read this as licked insted or kicked first lmfao.
OWNZ 0
I think the real question is, what kind of self-respecting guy kicks people in the nuts? Be a man, duel it out!
Andrew1122 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
why the hell are you calling nuts snowglobes if you're a guy yourself? ydi
ImFrackinBored 13
Go with him he may give you a cherry Nyquil Popsicle if you help him find his puppy....
itsgen 16
little dick!
humorizer 14
Moments later, the real fml was realized when the man's snow globes suddenly released the snow inside.
majorbob10 0
39 - COME BE A DEENTIST!
eshhayz 0
snowglobes ?????? I dnt get it? Xmas isn't for months ...
sydney_herbach 3
just because something is round like balls doesn't make it a good euphemism for balls aka snowglobes
humorizer 14
Actually, it's perfect. Granted, balls are shaped more like single nut peanuts, but still. They're roundish and have 'snow' inside them.
RoxRoidz 0
IVE GOT BALLZ OF STEEEL.
lindseyluvszac 4
Yes, but still, why did you kick him in the first place?
Mr_Saikaly 35
nice expression "snowglobes"
wolflover44 5
I giggled when I saw "snowglobes".
SadinSherman 16
He offended his honor but Op didn't have a dueling glove
NastyNinja31 0
"love buds" to "snowglobes"
TheChampagneBoi 5
Haha snowglobes
chickunkey 0
I have always called em the sperm globes.
IceyJustin 1
143- I thought that FML said "love spuds" not "love buds."
genesisnirvana 11
You should have ran.
Bekll 31
Run, not ran.
intensity24 0
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genesisnirvana 11
I'm sorry that my grammar does not appropriate up to your standards.
explodingmuffint 0
Ran seems correct to me.
anencephalic 14
Not to me.
ImFrackinBored 13
How do you smile after something like that O_o
ZenJen88 0
It's not correct, it should be run.
Cryingraven 1
******* grammar notzis
talensledge1 0
I have to correct this I'm sorry but it's Nazis*
talensledge1 0
I have to correct this I'm sorry but it's Nazis*
Bekll 31
106, which is why I corrected it. Like you, many don't know 3rd grade English.
Cereal_Is_Good 5
Genesisnirvana, every one of your comments that I've seen have just made yourself seem uneducated.
genesisnirvana 11
Thank you for that lovely statement.It's a good thing that I only seem uneducated.Imagine the horror if I actually was uneducated.
kyleh34 5
No worries, cereal's username makes them seem uneducated.
CryMoreFMLs 15
He is correct. All FMLs are published several days after they are posted due to the moderation process. Ran is the past tense of run, so thus, ran is the correct verb. See, you learn something new every day.
MCVelvet1497 3
Sleep well tonight(:
babiebuntin 7
are you sure it was a guy? :P
im_bored_tired 12
if it was, it must have been Justin beiber. if not, it must have still been Justin beiber.
Laughing_Cow 0
win
Lucie_love 4
Dude look like a lady.
taytoc 10
Aerosmith
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
well you must have kicked him In the "smile creepily & ignore pain" acupuncture spot.
Brodeurfan001 0
This is fml is a part Johnny English two haha
username1012 8
Hehehe sixty nine likes
ArgentumAurum 24
Could have been a eunuch
iloveyou1266 4
third , but why did you kick him in the first place ?
volley4eva1698 0
you're not third..you're seventh.
jazzybaby179 22
no shit sherlock
OceanProtection 0
he's not sherlock either
GreenMaze 0
So you met bieber after all.
jazzybaby179 22
snowglobes
AlejandraaxD 0
You're not third :p
peasonearth 8
6th dumbass
ReptarSwag 4
lol did it snow?
whatever222 3
#8- lol!!
TheHoboWerewolf 0
#8-Did it like a boss!
Jacobt24 19
Why would you kick another man there? You're just asking for it.
lindseyluvszac 4
Maybe he secretly enjoyed it?
evillittleme 5
some people do find that sexually arousing....
mackop 0
I don't think it was secretly...