Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML
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Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML
Today, I was hit on by a guy while I was walking my dog. He said some crude stuff about my chest. I called my husband to pick me up, and after he'd got me my husband blamed me for it, saying I should dress more conservatively. I was wearing a tank top with a zip up hoodie (unzipped) over it, jeans, and flip flops. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML
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Top comments
katamine 17
... well you did kind of deserve it xD but still, hardened stomach muscles are quite hard to resist.. mm....
Chantallika 0
I'm sure you'd feel the exact same way if your boyfriend did this with a woman. Men doing this is something every woman bitches about ENDLESSLY. Women seem to think there's a double standard where when a man does something it's "wrong" and when a woman does something it's "ok". Then women wonder why men don't respect or trust them. It's because they can't because of double-standards like that. Worse yet, you're from my neck of the woods.
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Comments (143)
FoundManyLemons 0
That sucks. You gotta learn to be sly. Your (ex-)boyfriend over-reacted, but you're probably better off without him anyway.
A_Wolfe 0
Does it offend you, yeah?
jonny2x4 0
A dude with washboard abs walking with no shirt= gaygaygayGAYYYYYYYYYYY YDI for getting distracted by a flamer.
K001 0
thats what you get bitch =)
Lee002 8
all women are pigs. YDI for being a disgusting perv who is unable to pay attention to her boyfriend AND risks her safety to check out some slutty guy! /endsarcasm not so nice to hear from the other side eh ladies? I was trying to write like one of those dumb feminists do when a guy can't help but look at a woman who is literally POURING out of her shirt…although I admit it got kinda weird at the slutty guy part lol
movies12 0
Poor op, Your boyfriend totally over reacted. Girls have to deal with it all the time with guys checking out girls, but if a girl does it with a guys, they act like little babies. FYL
crazybread101 0
ahahah omg u got dumped over that ... thats wack yo im pree sure he looks at other girls
whoabiach 0
thats pretty ridiculous i look at girls all the time but u have to be a ****** idiot to dump somebody for that reason i would never do that to my girlfriend
hemaroid 2
Unlike other people, I think you're an ungrateful *****. In other countries you would be put to DEATH for doing this. You already have a man, why do you need others? OP is the epitome of why men treat women like they're all ******...
bunnywuffles 0
And some other countries are RETARDED. How on earth does a girl looking at a guy make her a *****? Get out from under your rock and into this century you ******* moron.
Hacksaw 4
Those same countries tend to put people to death just for being gay, too. Basically what I'm trying to say is those countries are ******* retarded and crazy and should not be used as an example for anything other than how ****** up life can be in some parts of the world.
Hacksaw 4
I'm also trying to say you're a retarded, crazy asshole with a severely distorted view of the world.
catriona_cd 0
Don’t tell me.. Victorian or west Australian?? lol I would have suggested Tasmanian but you said boyfriend not brother lol