Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking down the street when I saw a friend I hadn't seen in years. I was so excited to catch up with her that I ran across the street without looking and almost got hit by a car. I ended up stumbling out of panic and landed on a pile of trash on the sidewalk. FML
Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML
Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML
Today, I tried to "trip" and fall into this guy I've had a crush on. I missed and fell on my face. He stepped over me and kept walking. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I saw a guy in front of me trip and fall forwards, and I quickly jumped forward to steady him. Apparently he thought he was being mugged, and threw his head backwards into my face, leaving my nose a bloody mess. FML
Today, I was riding my bike home from the store. Wanting to impress some passers-by, I tried to do a trick on a sharp turn. I hit a pole with my balls. As I was lying on the ground in agony, a guy pulled over, took a picture, and took off laughing. FML
Today, I was trying to look cute in front of this really nice guy. I sure hope he thinks smacking into a pole, rebounding backwards and knocking over an old man is cute. FML
Today, I got lunch with a girl I really like. On the way, for some idiotic reason I decided it would be a good idea to show off by jumping up to high-five the red hand on a traffic sign. I ended up slipping and slamming full-force into the pole. I now have a bruise on my face. FML
Today, I saw my crush walking on the other side of the street. She hadn't noticed me, so when she did I nonchalantly looked over and casually waved to look cool. I then walked right into a lamp post. FML
Today, I was riding my long board. A few feet from me an attractive girl was riding one too, in the same direction. We made eye contact right as I slammed into a light pole. She then fell because she was laughing so hard. FML
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AllyB 0
... so if you walk down this street everyday, why didn't you know about the pole?
R_Wing 0
If he didn't immediatly offer help while laughing a little, you probably shouldn't bother anyways.
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effmalife 0
first? mwahaha hahah once i walked into a pole and i scratched the cornea of my eye and had to have a patch and lots of eye drops
morgantia2011 4
correction: ground not floor
AdamRock 2
lol n00b
R_Wing 0
If he didn't immediatly offer help while laughing a little, you probably shouldn't bother anyways.
AllyB 0
... so if you walk down this street everyday, why didn't you know about the pole?
9echo 17
And why is there a floor there? I mean, I'm sure OP means the ground, but the wording is weird.
Jaxro 6
Some people have terrible judgment. Don't you know how to use peripheral vision too?
lifeisf_ed 1
@2.. so true.. n00b! surely u would have seen the post as u were walking along.. before u saw the hot guy?..
ammali 0
LOL, this is something that would happen to my clumsy arse. FYL for sure!
Tucatz 0
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gooBUZZ 0
I like your way of thinking, sir.
King_of_Kings 3
YDI for trying to be all cool and slick.
troubledcrystal 0
That totally sounds like something I would do. Oh what we women do for the men we admire.
9echo 17
Because getting KO'd by a static object is a great way to show admiration...