Anonymous
Today, I woke up and found a turd casually sitting in the bathroom sink. Just 9 more months left on this lease. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
smellymcgee
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Farmington, United States
Parting shit
Today, I came home to the vilest stench I've ever smelled. I had to open a floor vent and scoop up the turd that was inside. Funnily enough, today was the day my scumbag roommate moved out, but I'm sure he had absolutely nothing to do with it. FML
shittysituation
Milpitas, United States
Today, I came back from break to find that my roommate had been shitting in the bathtub for the entire 2 weeks I had been gone. FML
Rune
Squishy or non-squishy?
Today, I went to the bathroom. On my way back, I found a small piece of trash in the hallway so I picked it up. It was cat poop. FML
Anonymous
Hamilton, Canada
No, you don't
Today, I found actual poop inside the washing machine. Gotta love roommates… FML
Anonymous
Glen Allen, United States
Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find no toilet paper and a piece of shitty wallpaper in the bowl. FML
Ethan
United States
Today, I awoke to find a giant turd on my carpet, cat hair everywhere in my room, and a big hole in my window screen. I don't own a cat. FML
alynn
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Scams galore
Today, I moved out of my apartment and thought it would be nice to leave the roll of toilet paper in the bathroom for the next tenant. I later got a notice from the management that I was being charged $50 for leaving behind "personal items." FML
16Charlie5
Curious...
Today, I woke to the smell of poop in my apartment. I went to investigate and found out a cat had pooped in my living room. I don’t have a cat. FML
Anonymous
Today, I moved back into my room, which I'd sublet for a few months. The subtenant never paid any rent and is gone, but she did leave me something: my own underwear on the floor, which she apparently liked to wear, but didn't seem to like to wash. FML
Ewwwwww
United States
Today, I discovered that the rancid stench in my bathroom was a decaying carcass of a mouse in my toilet tank. FML
Top comments
Tripartita 45
Of all the ways to find a turd sitting in a sink, casually seems best. Be grateful it wasn't sitting cantankerously, explosively, or affectionately.
1991stealth 21
So is this a dorm type situation, or do you live alone? Because if it's the latter, we've got some bigger issues.
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1991stealth 21
So is this a dorm type situation, or do you live alone? Because if it's the latter, we've got some bigger issues.
fractured_ 22
Sounds like a shitty situation... I'll let myself out.
Bearsmomma 30
Yes, thank you. And please, don't come back. bye.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Good.
freddygasman 18
don't forget to lock the door behind you
crudeandrudeguy 29
The only way people will stop saying it is if the FML staff start moderating it. TIME TO STEP UP ALAN. Lol
Bunnyluver 20
Please do, It looks like you just copied and pasted that "pun".
DoctorBitch 15
Don't get wiped on your way out the back door
swagyolojo 8
why are people so ****** edgy on this app? this was a pun, not a joke on a school shooting. why do people dislike it and cry about it?
Wolfo06 16
Men Last night must of been shitty for you
jerseygirl94 11
If you have roommates, talk to them about that stuff. It won't get better until you do.
toba122 12
Someone with an intelligence low enough to think that was ok might not even have the capacity for basic human discussion.
Bunnyluver 20
Actually, I think she might have rats. Not sure, but I hope people aren't that nasty.
EvilLittleMan 23
Did you at least try to see if it was a floater?
Tripartita 45
Of all the ways to find a turd sitting in a sink, casually seems best. Be grateful it wasn't sitting cantankerously, explosively, or affectionately.
rhyspiecesno8 18
You easily have the best comments on all of FML
whysobeachy 37
I'd love to see a turd sitting affectionately in a sink. Not in MY sink, but in someone's.
samlovesham1234 9
Like maybe Donald Trump's sink for instance.
everythingelena 28
if you have roommates you might wanna have a sit down talk with them about this crappy situation. good luck OP
heatherrr17 19
Thats disgusting
HylianBadger 21
Sounds like someone had a fun party and didn't invite you. How rude.
Dave_Davington 34
Now you need to assert dominance by leaving a bigger turd in the sink. This will never stop until you're the undisputed sink turd champion.