Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while at school, I slipped on a wet patch in the hall and fell over, smacking my head against the floor. I laid there for a good five minutes in agonizing pain while people literally walked over me. Not a single person bothered to help me up or ask if I was okay. FML
Today, I was running late to class and slipped down a staircase. Not only did nobody help me, but when I got up I noticed an old man staring at my ass. FML
Today, I was walking down the street, when I slipped and fell on a patch of ice. It wasn't all that embarrassing, until I walked two more feet and slipped again. The second time, a man pulled over and loudly asked if I was drunk. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to come over because we "needed to talk." Going down the stairs, I tripped and fell. I woke up from unconsciousness with a hurting leg and my boyfriend standing over me. Just as I was about to smile and ask for a kiss, he said, "Maybe we should take a break" and left. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to be romantic by dipping me backwards and kissing me. He dropped me on my butt, then stepped on my hand while trying to help me up. FML
Today, I ran up to my boyfriend to kiss him when he got home from work. I tripped and I fell on him, and he fell backwards. He ended up hitting his head on the sidewalk and had to get stitches. He also had a concussion. FML
Today, as I was walking home, I felt my feet slip out from under me and I face-planted in the slushy, dirty, melting snow. I rolled over, completely soaked, and attempted to get up, thinking no one saw me. A mail-man then passed me without offering to help, and said, "I've seen worse." FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me and while trying to make a dramatic exit, I slammed his car door, slipped on the ice and landed on my back in front of a large crowd of onlookers. FML
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
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Top comments
Marksterrr 0
Sounds to me like your boyfriend suffers from a world of problems that could best be solved with you breaking up with him.
kittylady666 0
dump him.
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Comments (117)
kittylady666 0
dump him.
curtyman11 9
I second that. this is almost indicative of an abusive relationship
kill3rs 0
well if she likes twilight then YDI which she probably does
kittylady666 0
maybe if she fell and said to him "catch me Edward!" lol then yes she deserves it
joshijosh 0
who the heck likes edward?? its team bella all the way!! haha girls should be for her too... some girl on girl attraction (and action)
kportal69 5
agreed
grumpybarista 0
Since we don't know any more than her side of it, it could just as easily be her being needy and manipulative, with a side of over-reaction to boot. I know, it's a rare trait in teens, but still...
KingDingALing 9
You guys are dumb. It's all about team KingDingALing!
InBetweenDreams 0
@18... I like your shirt. :D Ahaha...anyways, dump this douchebag. Leave his ass and be public about it. Show him the real meaning of embarrassed. :)
joshijosh 0
Thanks #47! i like your back, considering its the only thing i see. ...and your hair, umbrella, rocks. haha LOL well i like evrrything, unless its gross or pizza.
InBetweenDreams 0
LMAO, thanks, I do have a nice back though.... :P And you don't like pizza? Whaaaat? :O
syddyb 0
YDI for dating an ass.
locura1991 0
if it was twilight then you would have fallen and maybe scrapped your hand a little and your boyfriend would have unnecessarily taken off his shirt, thrown it to the ground and picked u up and walked away. everything he does requires taking off his shirt of course. and above, I like your back too ;)
InBetweenDreams 0
Thanks. ;) I like your, ummm....King of Hearts. lol.
joshijosh 0
ROFL. no problem! ...and yeah it looks so smooth and fine. well about pizza, i eat it but im not a fan. haha Besides that, why the hell do i have so many thumbs down. Man i guess girls really support their twilight guys. oh well.
mommyhearts2boys 0
yes they do
EddieK91 5
O_o Oddly enough my name is Edward. >.> Though I'm not her boyfriend. If I were! I'd laugh while helping her up and then accuse her of being a klutz...then laugh some more. >.> Not because I'm being an ass...but to get her to laugh too. And yes! Signs of an abusive relationship. Dump him asap.
aboutpar 0
And you're ******* that?
Perksofbeingawal 0
I don't understand why some girls are so effing dumb. Like honestly, that should tell you something right there. Dump his a$$ you hoe.
vjj 0
YDI. Clumsy bitch, that must have really hurt his ego. -.-
Elovena 9
You're a horrible person.
Marksterrr 0
Sounds to me like your boyfriend suffers from a world of problems that could best be solved with you breaking up with him.
kei1108 13
I wish there was a like button for your comment...
riseagainst8767x 0
53-haha so true...
kel_pie 1
he is an uncaring idiot... get out while you can..
mygreenhoodie 0
dropkick him
key_2010 0
Wow, what a jerk. When you break up with, I suggest doing it publicly and as loud and embarrassing as you can! Just make a huge scene!!
tr827653 2
I agree! now THAT would be embarrassing! haha
crankyinthemorn 0
#9 I agree 100%-Break up with that jerk LOUDLY, making a huge scene. Show him what "embarrassing" really means and before you storm off, let him know "that" is the difference between embarrassing someone and accidentally falling down.
StonesAya 0
I have to say, this is a great idea. You just need the right place and time, like at a nice restaurant. Yeah, invite him out to a fine restaurant, order the lobster and a nice bottle of wine and enjoy. As you finish, stand up and put it to him then turn and walk out, leaving him the grandiose check. LOL!!!!
perdix 31
Marry him! If you were with a guy who cared if you were OK and helped you up, you'd have no motivation to be more careful, in fact, you might fall on purpose to get the attention and sympathy. This guy will make you stronger and drive you to become more coordinated.
IRULE010 13
You're very good at seeing between the lines and thinking outside of the box Perdix. Can I just say that it's always a pleasure to read your comments, I often enjoy them more than the FML itself. Thank you for making my day that little bit brighter. In reply to the FML, I think some people are overreacting by saying 'dump him!! He must be Satan to be that much of an ass!!'. Unless this is a regular thing and he is indeed a control freak, then he cannot be judged so harshly on one single incident. That seems to be a problem with today's society. As a people, we are too judgemental and too fast to jump the gun.
perdix 31
Thank you, IRULE, but I hope you know I am being facetious. I just enjoy the challenge of going against the unanimous sentiment of all the comments before me. In reality, I'd advise the OP to let her boyfriend know that his behavior is unacceptable. She may or may not dump him, but she should let him know that he is walking on thin ice (even as she'd slip and fall on her clumsy ass on said ice ;) ) Thanks for your good words!
RedPillSucks 33
They don't usually let perdix out of the box often, so when he's out, he has to get a lot of practice.
BoCo_fml 9
Wow, sounds like someone has anger issues. I have to agree with the other people who think a break-up is in order.
Shorty_Shaza 5
I would have pulled him down with me! Dick.