Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML
Today, I was hit on by a guy while I was walking my dog. He said some crude stuff about my chest. I called my husband to pick me up, and after he'd got me my husband blamed me for it, saying I should dress more conservatively. I was wearing a tank top with a zip up hoodie (unzipped) over it, jeans, and flip flops. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML
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Top comments
katamine 17
... well you did kind of deserve it xD but still, hardened stomach muscles are quite hard to resist.. mm....
Chantallika 0
I'm sure you'd feel the exact same way if your boyfriend did this with a woman. Men doing this is something every woman bitches about ENDLESSLY. Women seem to think there's a double standard where when a man does something it's "wrong" and when a woman does something it's "ok". Then women wonder why men don't respect or trust them. It's because they can't because of double-standards like that. Worse yet, you're from my neck of the woods.
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Comments (143)
mcsnelly 5
"women are allowed to be daddy's little *****, but men can't look"?? Seriously?? I think you've got your double standards wrong there. I'm pretty sure that if two people are equally slutty, one man and one woman, A LOT of people would consider the MAN to be a "player," as a compliment, and the WOMAN will be considered a "*****," as a derogatory term. Just saying you've got your double standards wrong. I, however, would consider it disrespectful on BOTH parts if someone's staring so much that they walk into a pole. A quick glance? Fine. Ogling, especially right in front of your SO? No. No matter what gender is doing the looking. (Although apparently some of you are fine with that with your SO, but that's an exception and you both are okay with it and know it.)
writer08 0
I don't think it was the checking out a guy with abs thing, as the you were staring so ******* hard at him that you walked into a damn pole. That shows how much you would rather have been with abs than your boyfriend. YDI
honeyishrnkdakid 2
Its not that she wanted to be with him. Sometimes people's stuff is just distracting. Like a woman with HUGE breasts. It just draws your attention- male or female, straight or gay. Sometimes things just grab people's attention, that doesn't mean she wanted abs. And I realize that by saying that I condone her bf getting so "distracted" by a woman's chest that he walks into a pole.
Hienz 0
I'm with #66. YDI
omigawdd 0
i wonder what the comments would be like if it was a man watching a woman? :/
Grotesque 0
What a ******* double standard. If the boyfriend had been checking out some random girl on the street and did the same thing, he would've gotten all defensive and called the girlfriend 'oversensitive'. What a load of bullshit.
uberkrissy 0
so yeah it was a bit obvious, but hey, can't blame you. And come on, tons of boyfriends LOOK AT **** while having a gf, the chick can't simply check a dude out?
Jonathan33 0
WTF does everyone say "you FAIL"? the **** is this, guitar hero? get off the bandwagon losers.
theanonimouse 0
intoxicunt, aren't you, like, seventeen? so you used to check out the racks of 14-year-olds? :/
harleyv91 4
Well, there's just somethings you can't look away from.
Chopperman_fml 0
It's probably for the best, anyway. You were rid of him at the same time you learned he was totally insecure. This ain't a FML at all ;)