Today, I was walking with my boyfriend down the street and a really hot guy walked past with no shirt on. While distracted by his hardened stomach muscles, I promptly walked into a pole, then became single. FML
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Today, I was walking down the street with my friend, one I walk down every day, and I saw a really cute guy nearby. I felt like I looked better than usual, so I turned my head to offer a smile, and walked right into a pole. The impact was strong enough to send me falling to the floor. FML
Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, I was walking down the street hand in hand with my girlfriend. I couldn't help but stare at a gorgeous girl as she bent down to pick something up. It was such a great sight, I didn't notice the metal telephone pole directly in my path. FML
Today, while I was on a walk, I saw my boyfriend; since it was raining, I thought it would be romantic to run up to him and kiss him. I ended up breaking his arm because I knocked him over. FML
Today, I was walking through Target when I was pulled aside by a very attractive girl who began kissing me. She stopped, because I wasn't who she thought I was. Disappointed, I turned around to see her very angry, very large boyfriend behind me. FML
Today, I was on a subway with my boyfriend and it was stopping so I grabbed the pole for support. I felt another hand grabbing onto the pole knowing it was my boyfriend's. Without looking I carressed and tickled his hand. I turned around to smile at my boyfriend. The hand wasn't his. FML
Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML
Today, I was hit on by a guy while I was walking my dog. He said some crude stuff about my chest. I called my husband to pick me up, and after he'd got me my husband blamed me for it, saying I should dress more conservatively. I was wearing a tank top with a zip up hoodie (unzipped) over it, jeans, and flip flops. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because I took a walk without asking for permission. He thought guys would be hitting on me the entire walk, and that I chose to go alone to pick up numbers. FML
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Top comments
katamine 17
... well you did kind of deserve it xD but still, hardened stomach muscles are quite hard to resist.. mm....
Chantallika 0
I'm sure you'd feel the exact same way if your boyfriend did this with a woman. Men doing this is something every woman bitches about ENDLESSLY. Women seem to think there's a double standard where when a man does something it's "wrong" and when a woman does something it's "ok". Then women wonder why men don't respect or trust them. It's because they can't because of double-standards like that. Worse yet, you're from my neck of the woods.
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Californiansun 0
Being that obvious about checking anyone out is rude. And how stupid are you to be THAT distracted by a guy? If I saw Gerard Butler walking down the street without a shirt on, I would never run into a pole... they are kinda hard NOT to miss. Dumbbbbb bitch.
chippa 24
I don't see why it's okay for guys to do it but not for girls. :
SJT5 0
No both guys and girls check out other people all the time, but there is a line between a quick glance, and looking so long you walk into a pole. Though the guy obviously knew what they were doing if they let you walk into a pole. I think you desverved it.
Decs69 0
The moral of the story is probably not to walk into poles, and try not to be be so obvious next time!
ziqi92 0
a little something u dont have we call: SELF-CONTROL
DameGreyWulf 1
As others have said: Glancing, looking and poking fun at, discussing is all one thing, one side of the spectrum. Staring so much you run into a ******* pole is quite, quite another. Has nothing to do with the guy being insecure, his girlfriend is just stupid. Yes I doubt she was all "I REALLY WANNA **** HIM RIGHT NOW," but it is really rude and disrespectful to her boyfriend and the guy she was drooling over. She was staring so much that she ran into a pole, she drew attention to herself, let the whole world know she was checking out others when she already had one. This is how she will be percieved, and then he will be called a fool for letting her stay, and she will be... as someone said, an ungrateful *****. But it's not just those two things... You don't ******* OGLE someone to the point of running into or tripping over anything when you already have a significant other. It's just... no. I agree that if the gender roles were reversed, people would be shouting "ASSHOLE YOU DESERVE IT" If this were me, I'd probably be unable to keep my mouth shut. "Holy shit you see his stomach? God damn." I certainly wouldn't ******* run into a pole, I'd be too interested in telling my guy about the guy we just passed. I'd definitely say the same about a popping-out bimbo, too, by the way.
bman16 0
please for the love of god show up on the commentary
jc21_fml 1
holy shit there are some long comments here, you people trying to write a book on here? .. anyways you suck for running into a pole. hahaaaaaaaaa
Diabro 0
You deserved it. People that are checking someone out with their significant other present so hard they walk into a pole simply don't deserve to breathe. One less stupid kid running around, woo!
Blaaagh 0
Haha! Seriously, you totally desvere that one. Looking at others is ok to most people, if its a quick glance. But to stare at them enough to walk into a pole?? Whilest your significant other is there?? Seriously, all of it was well deserved.