Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML
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cdh531 0
I'm assuming you go to private school.
gntfmlingnow 12
Suspended for a nose peircing that doesn't have a ring in it? Strict much?
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Comments (95)
harumph 7
I thought the school was opposed to needles near noses
shotgun479 4
Even if it was a nose piercing why should they suspend you they shouldn't be able to suspend you for piercing
FYLDeep 26
Well maybe if she had a group of piercings in the shape of a Swastika it would be understandable, but even that would limit your free speech. I guess you have to draw the line somewhere.
Calen5556 0
-Tries to imagine a pimple in the shape of a nose ring-
alsexychick 3
I'm assuming you go to a private school right!????
MaskedAspen 6
... private or nun ?
sgtrobswifey 0
I feel old.. *sigh* bc when I was in school.. About 10 yrs ago lol.. Piercings aside from regular ear piercings were against school policy. Actually, I also just looked at my daughter's school policy handbook and it says the same thing. Maybe it's acceptable in other states, and countries.. But here where I live in FL you can't have them. So I don't think it's that abnormal for her school to have a policy against it.
deathspike5 5
Holy crap that does suck
Arivien 3
Yeah, Private school sucks. I feel your pain, OP. FYL.
Ins0mau 20
For everyone that is freaking out about a suspension for a nose piercing. The O.P is from Australia. Over here even public schools require uniforms and dress codes. Still may be a little harsh but not as surprising as if t happened in a U.S school.
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
#74, I'm from Australia too and I was wondering why everyone thinks it's so surprising that the OP was going to get suspended because of that, my school is a public school and we'd get suspended for it too.
l0ve_me_dead_13 4
That totally sucks! I'd be pissed if they tried for suspending me for my lip ring.