Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML
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cdh531 0
I'm assuming you go to private school.
gntfmlingnow 12
Suspended for a nose peircing that doesn't have a ring in it? Strict much?
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Comments (95)
Llama_Face89 34
Zit happens? Ok yea...that was kinda bad...
Nanner789 0
Honey, you should really try some clearasil. Or if you're a girl, makeup works wonders(:
hateevryone 15
someone needs proactive. bad.
Kvs0513 5
Whats wrong with christian private schools I go to one
atari83man 0
Christians suck
lolmigosh 15
Ewwww......
Kvs0513 5
66 shut up you cant say that all people from private school are messed up end up doing drugs I dont know one person at my school that does drugs and I go to private I know alot of people from public that end up pregnant and on drugs not all people are the same so you cant say all private school kids do more drugs or drugs at all
Kvs0513 5
66 shut up you cant say that all people from private school are messed up end up doing drugs I dont know one person at my school that does drugs and I go to private I know alot of people from public that end up pregnant and on drugs not all people are the same so you cant say all private school kids do more drugs or drugs at all
iDaniel525 8
That awkward moment when school administration mistakes your pimple for a nose ring....
AmazingLadyy13 0
First of all, any school that controls YOUR personal decisions is not one that I'd want to be a part of. And secondly, that's embarrassing and I'm sorry. :(
LilAngel606 5
how is it a dress code to not wear piecings I mean like its your body.