margelover
Denmark 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson. I really need to get laid. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
damnit
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a wet dream. The problem was that I was dreaming about watching porn. I can't even get laid in my dreams. FML
Anonymous
Barnhart, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I woke up screaming like a little bitch. I'd been having a bizarre dream where I was having sex with Homer Simpson, when he suddenly had a heart attack and fell on me, crushing me to death. I think my brain needs a douching. FML
inbogota
Colombia 🌶️ Spicy
Inactive
Today, I had the most action in months when I woke up to a wet dream. I'm married, I guess that tells you all about my sex life. FML
frankrizzo
Canada
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Anonymous
Ieper, Belgium 🌶️ Spicy
No kinkshaming on FML
Today, I had my first wet dream. I woke up sweating and soaking wet. Too bad I dreamed about having intense sex with a cardboard box. FML
Anonymous
New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML
gordogs 25
Auckland, New Zealand 🌶️ Spicy
Leave Me Alone
Today, I woke up for the third time in a row from a wet dream about my ex-girlfriend. I'm currently on my honeymoon. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
You probably do
Today, I woke up after a really intense wet dream. Problem is, I'd fallen asleep in the living room. My little brother saw the whole thing. Now he's going around telling family I need to get some. FML
unlovedandunfucked
Melbourne, Australia
Night terror
Today, I woke up from a wet dream. My girlfriend quickly figured it out and bitched me out for having one when she was "right there" for me to ask for sex. Logic failure aside, the last time I flirted with her, she called me a sex-obsessed pig and didn't talk to me for three days. FML
Anonymous
Campina, Romania 🌶️ Spicy
Unfulfilled
Today, my alarm rang just as I was about to have a wet dream with my husband. This is the closest I got to having sex in weeks. FML
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Tarak_fml 7
We've all been there......
darrenchan 0
I think you need help.
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darrenchan 0
I think you need help.
MrBoredGuy 1
At least he has the balls to talk about it
UMad_Bro 3
No... it's definitely normal to have a dream about her. No sht he needs help.
darrenchan 0
He's got balls alright.
Bekeliyr 10
How does one get wet dreams? I'm very curious.
phoenixslayer69 4
When you reach puberty, you will understand.
JiggaJayZ 16
Does the carpet match the drapes?
XenaWP 6
Oh margy, you came and you found me a turkey.. On my vacation away, from worky..
Sammiches 12
Interests tend to blend when you're asleep I guess.
ArcadePie 10
Ever see the episode when she has a photoshoot for a calender? Giggidy
Juggalette_623 9
Well, Marge is the only cartoon character to ever be on a cover of playboy. Maybe he has that issue or something. XD
EvilPotato 15
22 you're kidding right?
Damn_Hippster 11
22- if your under 12 and a boy then wait about a year and you'll see.
OneNightStan 2
You can't control what you dream. Totally normal. I'm sure you will go through weirder things when you get a serious GF or wife.
ICantFindANam3 5
it IS cute tho
changesinme 0
Oh no, it's HOMER, run!
liquidSELECT 0
Atleast your not dreaming about miss piggy.....not that i have o.o
AnonymousTroll 2
Maybe he wants a woman with a huge column of hair on their head.
choshaki 8
Don't listen to him.. We all have some really weird dreams here and there. But I think u do need to get laid...
cyns0_oaSailor 0
Well if he is having wet dreams of the Simpsons, the girl he has sex with would post "Today, I had sex with this guy I like for the first time, he came in least the 10 seconds, Then cried after, FML"
airjordan6_fml 1
Its a cartoon perv
decidedlyvague 11
22- it usually involves a heavy downpour.
EnterNameHere001 5
Wet dream is when you put your hand in warm water a fall asleep it causes you to have awesome sexual dreams.
Jammy01jams 2
How long do you go without masturbating to have a wet dream? I'm just wondering if it is like this but with a hot model instead. Hmmm, I may need to try these wet dreams... Never had one.
aruam365 24
of all the animated women you could dream of... really... Marge??
MrHomerSimpson 11
I am NOT happy.
komania 6
I'm 22 and I've never had one... Just sayin'
theaws0m3guy 4
Giggity!
Tarak_fml 7
We've all been there......
MichellinMan 20
I definitely have not had a dream about marge Simpson.
DrDilllonReese 12
Then you must be a fan of Lois Griffin.
MichellinMan 20
28- I actually am.
laneylovesu2 3
I've actually had a dream with Bart and Lisa together... it was so wrong on so many levels D:
MichellinMan 20
This is the most awkward FML I've read.
ikickgingers 15
Ah, for me it's always Jack Skellington... :/
EvilPotato 15
For me it's grandpa Simpson.
HolyHandGrenade 4
46- So they were in an elevator?
hailphire130 0
Did I hear a Mrs. Incredible? No? Alright.
dogpup4 23
Francine Smith?
rattusrattus 19
I've had sexy dreams about Mitsuru Kirijo... and her rapier. God yes, that is a woman.
DrDilllonReese 12
46- I've had a similar dream that was wrong on many levels. Have you heard of a man by the name of Charlie Sheen and a big purple dinosaur named Barney?
laneylovesu2 3
haha good job 74, no I don't remember where they were... but I just had to cut back on that show a lot :p
laneylovesu2 3
Oh bad image 95! I don't even know how that would work, but at least he's winning.
trippyshitt 1
I've had them both in a dream. At the same time. -.-
starcraft2FTW 0
A persona fan :D
Calivale 7
I haven't.
NAU_future 7
74, I believe it would have been with a fat chick if they were in an elevator.
decidedlyvague 11
You've had a wet dream about having a threesome with Charlie Sheen and Barney?
DrDilllonReese 12
100- You beat me to the winning comments... You win this round...
DrDilllonReese 12
137- Unfortunately, no. It wasn't a wet dream, just very erotic. I know, what a disappointment.
laneylovesu2 3
139, yess now my life is complete! =p
DrDilllonReese 12
143- Hmmm. You've one the battle. Not the war. :p
jhb33 4
I want bananas on my pancakes!
FailBear920 19
I have wet dreams about Morgon freeman's voice [••]
CsDy1395 6
I have wet daydreams to Morgan freemans voice.
cali_dude 5
She's a milf. I don't blame you.
13FTW 9
I have wet dreams about the Wendy's girl.... Mmmmmmm.
Andr913 13
This is the most disgusting group of replies ever. I love it.
Daralea 21
CsDy, as in regular wet dream scenes with Morgan Freeman narrating the action out? ...that actually sounds sexy.
milansarpal 0
147- I like strawberries on mine
Elfkid21 19
Speak for yourself!!
smiley1014 23
Wow desperate much?
dagrathe 0
D'oh!
iBanana 17
Marge is a hotty. No he's not desperate
XxREXxX 0
op, it just part of growing up, and dreams can get funky
tc34 1
Get a gf :P
todebonekill 2
She has nice bosoms.
DontModMeDammit 10
And nice blue erect sexy hair....doh!
Daralea 21
and her legs too. rawr! Certainly one of the sexiest animated milfs out there.
mintcar 10
Was this the episode she straightened her in? She looked hot.
MichellinMan 20
Well, how was it?
TeeHee124 0
And I JIZZED, IN, MY PANTS
lemonkittens 8
That's hot.
MichellinMan 20
Not at all.
Groucho_fml 5
Okay, Paris.
KiddNYC1O 22
"Loves it"...
tona01 16
When her hair is down, she is pretty hot.
chika_yeaah23 0
MILF??
NDiesal10 2
Animated MILF
Hockey_fan 0
JUST DA-YUM SEXY :3
tayza249 20
Could have been worse; you could have dreamed of Patty and Selma
aragmir 13
Or Lisa. Tjat would have scared me
raesos91 26
I think you mean the gruesome twosome.