Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML
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cdh531 0
I'm assuming you go to private school.
gntfmlingnow 12
Suspended for a nose peircing that doesn't have a ring in it? Strict much?
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Psycho_Babydoll 26
This right here is one of the reasons I quit school... Sure I was never the best student but my work wasn't TERRIBLE, I was a fairly decent student with average grades. But the number of times I was threatened with suspension- never for bad behavior, always because I'd dyed my hair, I was wearing too much eyeliner, people didn't like my black nail polish... The list goes on. Another example is a girl who got expelled for having a pierced belly button. It was only seen when she was changing for gym class, it's not like she went around showing it off. But no, straight A student gets kicked out for having a bar through her navel under her damn shirt. How do these things affect your education? It's schools like these that brainwash people into thinking that self expression is wrong.
porcelaintramp 3
A school shouldn't have any control of what you do with your body :) If it was me I'd go an get it pierced just cause I can!! But that sucks that it was only a pimple :-/
KingFappington 10
Lol, suspended for a nose piercing? Wtf? My school lets us have tattoos, piercing s, and even let's us bring pocket knives, and I go to a safe private school
worldclassrager 41
Either way does it matter? Some private schools are a bit wacky but usually things can get by...
S1k 19
So they didn't even look at you at close 😂 "too far" judgment