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Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML

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ZombieRaptor 5

How'd you manage that?

Nickb55 16

That must have been one massive zit

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ZombieRaptor 5

How'd you manage that?

Lebeaugars95 20

I think it happened when he was trying to pop a zit, don't quote me though, I'm not sure

mageepaigeee44 15

I've hurt my nose trying to pop pimples. Apparently popping pimples is bad for your skin though and you're supposed to let them heal naturally.

damnit1989 16

#17, he asked HOW he managed it, not WHEN he managed it.

solarei 4

OP = Retard, how else do you think they managed that?

gshocker20 21

You're not very bright are you.

magickitten 26

#26 - #17 made no reference to the time at which OP had this mishap.

damnit1989 16

He said "I think it happened WHEN he was trying to pop a zit." That is a time reference, in case you forgot what "when" means.

Sandman366 6

Yeah, sounds rather impressive actually...

kat2943 20

It only takes 2 pounds of pressure to break someone's nose.

magickitten 26

The when is not referring to an actual time, it's referring to the action. If we're going to pick bones, #17's sentence wasn't right and shouldn't really have contained the word 'when'. But, this isn't what we're supposed to be commenting on....

jazzy_123 20

it was probably on the bridge of her nose. I have this tool that I use to help pop pimples and when I use it too hard on the side or bridge of my nose it hurts and I feel like if I'm going to break my nose so I just stop lol

grunt_fml 17

Game of Thrones. Oberyn Martell. Do I need to say more?

weezypanda420 22

I think they were getting a little violent with it...

Nickb55 16

That must have been one massive zit

mcm_3 16

And perhaps explosive

XxDevilxXGt 26

The zit was actually OP's nose.

SkittlesGoRawr 19

" Oh shit, this zit is huge! Let me go get my hammer! "

incoherentrmblr 22

Worse than Don Vito's back zit...

maxhhh 18

Seems like a real puss of a problem.

lil_ham1644 29

I realize you're making a pun, and I understand the reference to pimple popping, but I'm confused as to what word you're trying to make it sound like.

chinaski7628 32

Except 'pus' and 'puss' are two very, very different words. So I'm a little confused as well.

maxhhh 18

I am completely unsure of what word I meant that to be. We'll leave it up to imagination.

Adam5858 17

Sounds sore,did it work?

SpreadTHEKILLER 14

Well shit I hope so, if he had to go to the extent of breaking his own nose

RedPillSucks 33

No. The zit is still there

ckirksey 11

hopefully you got that bastard zit?

cakefete2 31

I agree, cuz that zit sure got OP. Reminds me of the zit Chris from Family Guy had. The zit that pulled a gun on him.

hellnosucka 27

Also, It's probably a lot worse to have both a zit and a broken nose, than just the latter...

MattM95 16

You must really hate acne.

lil_miss_simran 15

ouch! you shouldn't pop zits

hippo1234 19

Eh, some of those suckers need to be popped.

hdecorah 7

Holy ******* Hulk strength.

cakefete2 31

Now that raises a question. What would happen if someone were quick/slick enough to make the hulk hit himself?

TheAbstract 15

The Flash. That would be a beautiful moment.

Respect101 17

Quick Silver is better than the Flash.

Dodex 9

Hope you popped it...

martin8337 36

I guess you don't know your own strength.