Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML
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cdh531 0
I'm assuming you go to private school.
gntfmlingnow 12
Suspended for a nose peircing that doesn't have a ring in it? Strict much?
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Comments (95)
MrBrightsidexvi 6
well If they thought it was a pirceing then there's a good chance that he already did
eggy911 7
Wooow! I go to a catholic school and we have teachers with lip rings, microdermals, eyebrow piercings, you name it. Tattoos too, we even have a smoking area.. For students! Your school is crazy! FYL
aFreedom127 9
Why would you want a pimple piercing?
KaylieeJay 4
But here [Australia], pretty much all public schools can't/don't make people take the majority of piercings out. However, if it is a facial piercing that has a spike (or sometimes ring), they do make you change it/take it out but apart from they they generally don't care/can't make you. Private schools here have stricter rules but thats because they make their own rules and can kick you out if you don't obey. Not to mention the times that I have seen schools try to make someone take out a stud piercing the student told them how much it cost to have done, how it can heal up in the space of a school day and said if the school would like to pay that cost then they would do it. They would always let it slide.
tkoster12 0
Pop that shit!!!! :)
dhollis61 1
Pop that shit!
mamagotswagg 1
in our school we cant have any facial peircings, only ones in the ear. which means yiu have huge gauges or your ear lined with peircings, but even one tiny stud on your face. so stupid.
jadamsclassic 5
that is ONE stylish pimple!
redhead07 0
What kind of school suspends ppl for nose rings?
punkin_26 16
You damn Australians have the BEST fmls!!!That is so funny!