Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML
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Top comments
cdh531 0
I'm assuming you go to private school.
gntfmlingnow 12
Suspended for a nose peircing that doesn't have a ring in it? Strict much?
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Comments (95)
Anglwrfish 17
Owie. hope they believed you and didn't try to rp it out :D
LadyMoonbeam 7
wow, i would really hate for that to happen to me :S
pegasus187 9
Gotta love the American School System, lol
aggeon 3
The post is from Australia, lol
lizard399 0
You should get your nose pierced now.
helmet786 4
Lol it's ok I have a nose piercing on one side and a pimple on the other ;) haha.. But... You can get in trouble for that :S
be123 6
same thing happened to me, I had a pimple and everyone thought it was a nose ring! Very embarrassing.
ninja1216 0
Well that's what happens when you go to catholic school
islandgirl420 0
POP THAT SHIT OR STICK SOME TOOTHPASTE OVERNIGHT ON IT
omgiculol 4
it happens when you go to an expensive private school. not some ghetto public school.
flytothemoon010 0
I go to private school and the dress code isn't strict at all - /: