Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
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Today, I was taken to the principal's office and bitched out about the dangerous weapon I brought to school. The "weapon" was a pocket fan. FML
Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
Today, I was sent to the principal's office because I refused to take my earbuds out. Those "earbuds" are my hearing aids. FML
Today, in the middle of an exam, I was escorted out by the campus police due to suspicion of a concealed weapon. The officers couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes when they found out the weapon was metal knitting needles. FML
Today, I went to school wearing the same jacket I had gone hiking in the previous day. When I found out that I had left my 2" pocket knife in the pocket I immediately turned it in to the front office. They promptly had me arrested for bringing a weapon on campus. FML
Today, during a class, I noticed some racist statements and symbols on a table. While erasing them, I bent down to pick up my dropped pencil. I look back up to see a teacher, and got a suspension. FML
Today, I was suspended for "selling drugs on campus". I was trying to give the school nurse approved medication for my severe epilepsy. I'm suspended for 3 weeks and have to go to a drug seminar. FML
Today, I was suspended from school for “being involved in a fight.” The other girl beat me up while I didn't do anything to defend myself, for fear of getting in trouble. She got off scot free. FML
Today, my mom insisted on making my lunch. She didn't know that knives are banned at my high school, and packed me a steak knife for cream cheese. I'm now suspended for 7 days, and she refuses to say that she did anything wrong. FML
Today, my school caught a kid with a firearm, so during our lunch period we had to stay in our classrooms and nobody can leave and nobody can get food. FML
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jonan1212 5
where the hell do u live?
iAmScrubs 19
Breaking News: Student goes on rampage with a pair of earings and shreds 100 pieces of paper.
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jonan1212 5
where the hell do u live?
captianKool 4
Somewhere with sharp earings
isaidexcuseme 0
then shouldn't pens be more dangerous?
MagicallyFat 12
People can't do anything these days without the law (or in this case te school system) getting involved. When I was younger I made a wolverine hand by putting 3 pencils through the gaps in my fingers. The school said I made a weapon and I got I.S.S.
gingerkid19 0
Obviously in Oklahoma. Idiot
soiheardyoufaile 4
Should of obviously planned world domination with these earings, who knows, could work! :D
BagleHead 6
Uh-oh, the cops are catching on to my underground earring fights...
TheCylonmaster 3
They're just jealous!
Shellster 10
Well I wonder. Did you run around like an idiot too...
margie2194 12
Yeah that's what they tell you. The real reason you were suspended is because you were bringing down the GPA average of the school :)
waswashere 0
31- if he wants a ninja I'm gonna show him a ninja
jknorr34 4
you don't happen to be at a juvenile detention center...right?
megamandude455 10
1 apparently op lives in a place whose school principal has a stick so far up their ass that even bringing a ******* 2 inch plastic ******* lego gun gets them in trouble. what the hell is wrong with our ******* school system!?
RainbowHeadache 2
If she lives in a redneck part of Ok in a tiny town I can definitely believe they would do that. The school I went to & several schools around here are the same way.
urdirtyolduncle 15
That's nothing. A girl in my shool got suspended for bringing a nail file to school. WTF was she gonna do? Insanely cut other people's nails off?
RainbowHeadache 2
I was suspended for the last three days of school my Jr year for cutting up a teachers lunch menu into the shape of a heart then giving it to him.
goebsy 8
They must have been ghetto fabulous.
Randuhh_17 4
Someone at my old school made a fake bomb for art class... They left it on the floor, in the commons area, and all hell broke loose. Everyone was evacuated, and police, fire trucks, a swat team, and bomb specialist came to the school. Then BOOM! They realized it was fake. Only, they got expelled, and sent to jail. Just thought you should know.
urdirtyolduncle 15
^Wow talk about an education system fail. This is why Osama didn't go to his art class.
hwitt17 0
I guess the earrings were shaped like little daggers instead of hearts.
kitesflyhigh4 1
Wtf
HowAreYouToday 34
Loooooser!
TheBoss47_fml 3
oboma
EnEl_Infierno 15
Wtf, suspended for earrings... schools these days just have no common sense, I got caught with a 6 inch hunting knife in my boot, and only got 3 days of in school suspension that's what school's should really be looking out for, the crazy trouble makers like was, not earrings, bandanas, or the little things. Oh and they should also be on the lookout for evil garden gnomes sneaky little bastards.
tatababe 1
Hmm I don't blame them I have earrings that look like mini daggers
emmanizzer 6
Well, when you have switchblades for earrings....
j_cat187 20
Oklahoma makes a great safe word
jenbunnie 0
103 - lol But I'm guessing you didn't watch Black Swan
dragonforerunner 2
Walter FTW
abdinoor 0
same thing happend to me, but with a laser pointer
Jammy01jams 2
I was going to say someone Gould go on a mass murder with pencils but I like pencils. Someone should go on a mass school murder with tests! Ban tests for possible use as weapon.
fargen 21
apparently where stupid people live, like California, or new York lol. (liberal stupid)
hailphire130 0
If you have really huge gauges, you could strangle someone...
flamegrilled123 3
Someone's been watching final destination
hailphire130 0
I sure haven't.
MILFSaregood 7
Take out your earrings and threating to poke the principle to death see how she likes it
MILFSaregood 7
Take out your earrings and threating to poke the principle to death see how she likes it
waswashere 0
If it wasn't funny the first time, what made you wanna say it twice?
baconftw 9
Better watch out for those deadly earrings.
AlliJoKoKoMo 0
or If they were the spike looking gauges they could stab them
MILFSaregood 7
Hey dumbfuck my comment posted twice how about you shut your god damn mouth you bitch
Fruit_Dealer 9
You could unplug them and use them as conductors to detonate a bomb who knows?
Blackmail111 9
Unplug an earing? Are we really this far into the future that we are all cyborgs and we plug in earings using USB's?
Fruit_Dealer 9
Firewire actually :o No its usually called 'plugging/unplugging' because the two pieces 'clip' into each other.
Blackmail111 9
Meh I'm not a chick I don't pay attention but seriously Plugging/unplugging I've never heard a chick say that
DawnMarie11 0
I have earrings and I have never heard if 'unplugging' my earrings
Mendara_fml 0
See, if I taught physics that would have gotten you bonus points for creativity. But I don't teach, and especially not physics...
amrik 11
Bestt not kill anyone
Fruit_Dealer 9
Bestt think before you comment.
TheCylonmaster 3
#51, win!
datguyuno 5
#65 fail
unluckiestperson_fml 14
Probably best not to kill anyone either way.
minisquid 9
Kill someone? How? "Over 12 students have been visciously poked by the earring wearing maniac."
iAmScrubs 19
Breaking News: Student goes on rampage with a pair of earings and shreds 100 pieces of paper.
BVBpwns9998 0
On a related note, the OP killed a entire notebook full of paper. What kind of phsyco would do that?
DoubleEdgedBlade 4
Up Next: Earrings: Innocent Decoration? Or Weapon of Mass Destruction?
KiddNYC1O 22
I might get heat for this and no offense... But am I the only one who thought #5's comment wasn't funny?
Katie_the_Great 6
101 why would you get heat, everybody has different opinions.
I_Ate_The_Cookie 0
No lol
KiddNYC1O 22
111- True but I was just saying.
iAmScrubs 19
101- That's totally okay with me. People can have different opinions. I try my best with every comment, and if you didn't like it that's okay.
Glitterhinoceros 14
119- I THOUGHT IT WAS GLORIOUSLY FANTASTIC
Kingcc 0
Seriously what school do you go to?
markrs 0
Oh my.
jonn090 13
Those school officials r jerks
i_wuz_nver_here 31
The earrings could be like huge emo daggers or something and would be dangerous if op took them off and attacked someone :/
mazochyst 10
I wonder what kind of earrings OP wore to receive that kind of attention... Were they little guns or something?
icyfire617 10
Yes. She wears guns on her ears.
xleanne_aLly 23
They makes those now. just saying
mazochyst 10
30, you've never seen those kind of earrings before? Some schools freak out over something ridiculous like that. Or maybe it was pointy earrings she wore.
uffiewuffie 0
Wtf no they aren't "guns" or "pointy earrings." ALL EARRINGS ARE POINTY.
Shellster 10
Not all earrings are pointy but im sure the ones OP was wearing were
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
Maybe she had those brass knuckle earrings
VikingPrincess19_fml 9
The rod going through the hole, is pointy, jus' sayin'.
rubberducky5609 3
I got in trouble for wearing gummy worm earings... Apperantly gummy worms Aren't healthy so I can't wear plastic earrings that look like them. Lol. Schools these days.
meggs2209 0
I went to a school like that.... Apparently headbands could be used to choke people to death.
StopDropNRoll 11
I thunk I could pull that off with a head band
Wheredidgrungego 12
29- well thunk again! The most dangerous article of women's clothing are thongs. They can be used to strangle, as a slingshot, and worst of all, as weapons of mass seduction.
aFatFuck 0
If you're going by that logic then ban all clothing, pencils, pens, food utensils, science lab equipment, anything sharp, anything dull, plastic bags, etc