Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML
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Top comments
cdh531 0
I'm assuming you go to private school.
gntfmlingnow 12
Suspended for a nose peircing that doesn't have a ring in it? Strict much?
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Comments (95)
alival 12
That's awful! I'm sorry!
LilyZombie 8
"sorry, let me just take this right out..." as you pop it and watch as the gnarly pimply juices explodes onto the face of your suspender!
FarSide 23
like a serving of mashed potatoes.
JayAyyEmm 0
Shoulda popped it on the administrator.
johncrb 6
OMG that's nasty!!!
elk21dbm 18
Pop it on their face!!!
brianjman14 23
Suspension for a nose piercing? What kind of school do you go to?
charlotte100 2
Pimples on nose are the worst.
livkapp 6
Ever thought of proactive or anything? Derp.
rawrriri 8
Number one: that'd be extremely gross piercing a pimple... Think about it. Number two: did you only read parts of the FML? Why would she get a piercing if her school would suspend her?
FarSide 23
Yep. When it hits them in the face like a serving or buttery mash potatoes, they will be convinced,