Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML
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cdh531 0
I'm assuming you go to private school.
gntfmlingnow 12
Suspended for a nose peircing that doesn't have a ring in it? Strict much?
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Comments (95)
geordielass 4
ew.
StellaMarie3 5
No offense but ew, that's really gross, and you definitely need to take care of that...
omixxx 0
Wow I'd hate to go to your school! He'll I wouldn't make it in, I have 7 facial piercings.
GoldenMantis 4
…The ****?
vanee01 0
That's **** up!!!
maggiewalters 17
What kind of school suspends you for getting your nose pierced? whaa?
yoyoyowassup 3
omg i am so sorry, trust i have been there
marcus903 17
This is EXACTLY one of the issues with schools. They have so many unintelligent rules that it raises the percentage of students who do not like school. School Administrators think school is so safe that they ban things that don't even cause a single problem. No, school is not the safest place to be at. In fact, there are NO places that are the safest. Sure, it may be safe, but it is NOT the safest. But banning nose piercing is not part of being in danger. Another issue is that school districts are not limiting what rules a school can and cannot have. Soon enough, a parent may sue the school for having such a dumb rule because they think they are safe. They say that school districts care about their students. But allowing the school to make up any rule they want does NOT show that they care about their students. If I EVER get suspended for wearing colored shoelaces, I will certainly complain to the school district. If schools think they are safe by being over-protective, then maybe students should have the right to hate school even more. If teachers and administrators started caring more about what the student had to say, then maybe students will start doing their work more often. Enough with the 'You're in high school' bullcrap because that shows that you only care about students based on their grade level, not the school's behavior. This may not have nothing to do with this FML, but I'm sick of schools thinking they are safe and the best place to be at because it's not. There is NO place, no website, no town, no state, no country that are safe. This website isn't even safe itself to come think of it. So until schools improve their careness, pleasure, and attitude towards student; I believe students have the right to dispise school.
h_ginge 7
Oh snap! That's embarrassing but one day you'll look back and laugh at it
hellojazzii 0
reminds me of the time someone asked if i had a nose piercing, just with the piercing left out. i really had an enlarged pore from a previous large pimple, so i feel your pain, op. ):