Today, I was threatened with suspension from school because of my nose piercing. I had to explain that it's actually a pimple. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got suspended for bringing a "hazardous weapon" to school. They were earrings. FML
Today, I had to leave class early due to a profusely bleeding pimple on my forehead. FML
Today, my boss berated me in front of 2 other coworkers about how unprofessional it was for me to show up to work with a clearly visible hickey. I had to explain to him that my "hickey" was actually a huge pimple that had bruised up after I popped it. FML
Today, at school, I was scheduled to give a presentation to my class. As I arrived, my teacher said to me, "You're bleeding from the 120th pimple on your left cheek." FML
Today, I was adjusting my nose piercing from the inside. My mother saw and thought I was picking my nose, so she slapped my hand away, tearing my nose ring out in the process. FML
Today, at work, a customer told me how unprofessional my piercing made me look, and insisted that someone else wait on his table. It's not a piercing, it's a mole. FML
Today, I broke my nose trying to pop a zit. FML
Today, my professor called me out in the middle of a lecture to ask why I was bleeding. I then had to explain to him, in front of around one hundred of my fellow classmates, that my largest zit had burst. FML
Today, while fighting with a girl I hate, my nose piercing got a little loose and I ended up snorting it in. That same girl had to take me to the hospital for surgery. She told everyone afterwards. FML
Today, while talking about my plans for college, I was interrupted so my family could discuss my brother's zit. FML
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Top comments
cdh531 0
I'm assuming you go to private school.
gntfmlingnow 12
Suspended for a nose peircing that doesn't have a ring in it? Strict much?
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Comments (95)
nateiztite 5
your school sucks:/ and people she said pimple not acne you can have one small pimple she didn't say it was acne so I don't think the op would need proactive just saying.
mtrrace 4
Pop the bitch
Sienna420 4
I threw up a little.
brianjman14 23
Then you have a really weak stomach...
themaineforever 0
Ass
MEXIKANO 0
Ur face makes me wanna puke
themaineforever 0
Btw I meant the guy who said he threw up. Not the fml-er.
cptmorgan6 8
Simple solution. Get more acne all over your face so it blends in. But then again, it can't be that good of a school if people are mistaking a pimple for a nose ring.
yamatelle 19
Aww did that leave you forever scarred? Well, be proactive about zit and use Neutrogena.
every1luvsboners 11
Keep letting it grow out so you can fulfill your life long dream of becoming a circus clown. And you save a couple bucks because you don't have to buy one of those fake red nose thingys.
MichellinMan 20
WAIT! HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT'S OP'S LIFE LONG DREAM?!
CHOMP3R 0
Oh my god that's sucks!!! OP I'm sorry :( some ProActiv will do the trick!! That must've been embarrassing.
ab529 0
Pop the little bastard
LaneDoyleStoleMy 0
Grrrrross! U naaasty girl!
FYLDeep 26
Sure nose piercings look bad, but I still believe people should be able to look however they want. I guess this school is run by people with huge sticks up their asses.