Today, a few friends and I ran through sprinklers at our school until we were all soaked. Then we were told that they put fertilizer in the water. I'm soaked in manure. Now I know why it tasted weird. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized why "Stay off the grass" signs were all over campus. I cut through the grass on my way to my next class and tripped over a sprinkler head, breaking it off and soaking myself in muddy water. I had to sit through a 4-hour lecture with wet, muddy clothes. FML
Today, I was lying in a lawn chair next to my wooden fence when a yellow liquid started spraying me. The neighbor's douchebag son was peeing through the small hole in the fence and soaked me. FML
Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML
Today, I was at soccer practice. The ground's keeper just aerated the field, and my teammates and I decided to throw the cylindrical clumps of dirt at each other. I got hit in the face with one. It wasn't dirt. It was a clump of wet dog poop. FML
Today, I was hanging with my friends when out of the blue, I got thirsty. Friends said there was Gatorade in the fridge. Being the trusting person I am, I took a drink, only to discover it was piss. FML
Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML
Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML
Today, I was at assembly in school. My friend had a water bottle. It was a squirt bottle, and he squirted me, over and over. I got ticked off, so I took it away from him, but when I took the bottle I squeezed it and it squirted all over the people in front of me. The principal saw, and I got in trouble. FML
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littlemissdqgirl 8
that's just gross
JesseJaymz 0
no slow motion baywatch run for yall
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FMLhockeyNHL 0
sucks
mariahrawks 0
ya think?
pingpongpickle 8
ew..
nateypooo 0
now u can say u know wat crap tastes like
GiRl951 0
kill
NatDancer2010 0
gross yet disturbingly funny, just because it didn't happen to me. if it did, I wouldn't find it funny at all
sharpl916 0
NO!!! stop the comments with the word 'shitty'! I will murdah anyone who includes the word 'situation' alongside 'shitty' or 'crappy'!! Oh, I did that all in mine... So long world!
mattman1994 0
I'm pretty sure they wouldnt put poop in the sprinkler system. it was probably chemical fertilizer. either way, that's nasty
seanreddog 4
^ Now that he's gone I can finally comment on this shitty situation and how crappy it must have been for the op.
sharpl916 0
Now that I came to realize I cannot be destroyed, I'll take over the world! You and ur cat will be the first and second to perish >=:]
jplumbob 4
24. wow that's such a crappy situation don't you think??
jade567 0
that made me laugh out loud. :]
vball_luvah 2
previous comment was to #24
maxdashz 0
+=X.x Whatacritty situation. Oops.Lol,thatwasacrappysentance. Nowyou'reallgoingtoinsultme. Whatashittysituationforme.
gasbreakdipdip 0
dafuck
maxdashz 0
Poor Sean. Your comment got modded.
seanreddog 4
Make orange napalm kangaroos eat you!
00yoda4 0
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iSwag 0
this comment has nothing to do with the FML...I'm buzzed and I like it...mod me if you dare...bitchez
StoryOfTheYear 15
lol that sucks xD that's being nice you tasted it? usually sprinklers used by schools and other large properties have some sort of fertilizer in it Fail :P
romskiies 0
you drank shitty water hahaha fyl
icecreamlol 0
ewww nasty =/ sorry OP
imballinlol 0
YDI for being immature. Who the **** runs through sprinklers now except little five-year-olds?
icecreamlol 0
73- i do lol jk but u have a point, OP must have been bored
Mifflicious 18
#73, maybe people who know how to have fun instead of being boring like you?
rawrcupcakesz 0
#73 I do, it's pretty fun. There's a school down my block and they leave them on for 2 hours. So my sister and I go get went when there's nothing to do at home. Even tho we have a pool back at home.
icecreamlol 0
our school doesnt have sprinklers hahaha they are cheap i guess
rawrcupcakesz 0
wet**
noraidk 0
it was fun :)
XxtreetreexX 0
hahahahahahaahahahah
noraidk 0
I was told that there was, I was gonna go home right after, and idc if there was crap in it or not, it's still funny. seesh!
bubbarific 0
u must have been havin quite a shitty day.
The_grumpy_bear 0
Aaaahh! Ew! It's always so much fun to run through sprinklers too. I bet you'll think twice now before running through sprinklers again. fyl
dvd175 5
Now you can say "this tastes like sh*t" with authority!
NiZmO_Z32 0
Sprinklers are fun! But you shoulda noticed a "smell" before a "taste" so either fake or YDI.
monkeysniffer08 0
you go to CHS??
OMGitsBATMAN 0
You spell very well for being 5 years old!!!
rohosoccer08 1
wow that's disgusting... but I hope you had fun running through the sprinklers I haven't done that in years!
WordsOfHope 0
Dont ACT like you never wanted to!
taystiz 0
ha sucks
acccccccc 1
24 kinda sounds like that one guy from zack and miri make a porno.
bezach 0
oh poopy Sean you said it!
rawr_iliketacos 0
actually it's sewage water. I found that out last week... yuck.
degrassilovur 0
Thad just hilarious(:...!!! lmao
RevengeOnYou 0
When i was younger, me and my friends were at a park and we ran through some sprinklers =P i tasted some water cuz it got into my mouth. It tasted weird. Now i know why XDDD
littlemissdqgirl 8
that's just gross
afatmonkey 0
You know what's gross? Being interupted when you're eating dinner to the sound of a baby splattering against the window. And when you put it in the oven to make a souflè, you remember that you're out of salt. Babies taste awful without any spices.
littlemissdqgirl 8
omgosh 55 I don't know if I should laugh or cry? that is so random
piinkbunnii 1
Lmao!!!! I couldn't help but laugh at fatmonkey!!!
epoh_fml 0
afatmonkey! I missed you! stay away from my baby.
tencentsakiss 19
afatmonkey, where have you been. I also hate babies. I work In a grocery store in an extremely rich neighborhood and they are brats there.
McBoogerballs 0
lol poop
ilikesquarebutts 0
speakiing of poop their kids will look like poop with four arms and three eyes haha
ShadowPunkChick 1
Bet you'll think twice before doing that again. YDI idiot! I hope you get sick!
JesseJaymz 0
no slow motion baywatch run for yall
McBoogerballs 0
8D
NinjaSonic 0
You hade a.... wait for it! "Crappy Day!!!!"
twwtygs 0
nasty
natepyron 0
ydi for being an idiot that runs through sprinklers at school...
nerdsgetmehot 23
You'd think you'd be able to tell that the water had manure in it. Manure isn't exactly a subtle smell...
nerdsgetmehot 23
#17 OP specifically said "I'm soaked in manure"...
zippit09 0
...And OP could very well be wrong, is the point #17 was making.
nerdsgetmehot 23
#64 Okie dokie then. I didn't mean to come off as a jerk, I swear! :P
jisaac09 25
Yea.... you dont send manure in water for the sprinklers.... You put chemicals in it.... OP think before you speak next time, if you dont realize your waste is carried out in (usually) three to four inch pipe, the sprinklers dont have near the volume to push solid waste....
nerdsgetmehot 23
#76 I wasn't aware of that. OP said manure, so I assumed that OP was more informed about what was in the water than I was...
fellie_fml 0
#76, if the OP was right the manure would probably have been diluted with water which might of made it possible to sprinkle... But most probably chemicals were used in the making of this FML
jisaac09 25
Sewage diluted by water is called drinking water..... My water is pulled from a river, the same river that communities upstream dump sewage in.... If it wasd diluted that much it wouldnt have a smell or a taste.... or any fertilizing properties besides that of rain water.....
hunteredmundson 17
First of all, sewage is treated. Second of all, drinking water is treated
sexysue 0
shit out of luck!! now go take a shower!!
littlemissdqgirl 8
15 I'm speachless *shakes head* I can't unsee that *hands over face*