Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML
Today, even though I’m not allowed to be on my phone while on the line at work, I texted an unknown number. My manager looked at her Apple Watch. I'd texted my manager while on the job. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
What a waste. Stop sending trashy text messages.
MedChew 19
Well, I BET she saw you trying to cover up and did this to spite you.
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Comments (106)
emmiep1011 7
don't you have pant pockets, a desk or something else you could have put your phone in? really now.
holly_fly 34
Actually, if OP is a girl, probably not... no female pants have front pockets big enough to hold a phone, and half of the back pockets are sewn shut and are just for looks. :/
regsworld11 2
Well you could have done something to stop her?!
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
The trash?...Really? That's like me leaving my purse on a bench because I was tired of carrying it and I thought it would still be there. What did you think would happen? did your phone become invisible once in a trash can? Enjoy your karma and have fun digging!!
xcarxcrashx 9
yeah it's totally the same thing.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
It's like, as in a metaphor meaning that it is similar. And yes it is similar, it takes a grate lack of brains to do both.
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
*great
wardo 4
Your the biggest tool ever. your analagy is terrible. go die.
sadkiddie 0
Just pretend to drop something else in then be like "I should probably get that." an grab ur phone with it. Sure they probably already saw an acknowledged you being an idiot but atleast you can still pretend they didn't an make urself feel alittle better.
Djzom13 0
This is defiantly your fault. Dont slack off like that
rhpsfan9 10
Your manager more than likely saw you.
Jaxx66 21
silly. you shoulda just put it down on your desk face down. that's what I do.
robc32ca 4
do you really think she (the boss) just randomly goes around dumping people's trash? no. she saw everything and offered to take out the trash to separate the op from the phone
Ugi 27
Your manager is currently texting all your friends telling them that you are fired!
CitrusGirl 0
What a thoughtful guy! Don't slack next time.
Hayman68 4
the boss is a girl