Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML
Today, even though I’m not allowed to be on my phone while on the line at work, I texted an unknown number. My manager looked at her Apple Watch. I'd texted my manager while on the job. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
What a waste. Stop sending trashy text messages.
MedChew 19
Well, I BET she saw you trying to cover up and did this to spite you.
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Comments (106)
starwind3438 9
I don't see how people are calling the boss a guy when OP clearly said her.
khaya 9
Pay a homeless guy to get it for you, then kill him and get your money back. Never leave any evidence.
demonic_screams 4
she obviously knew it was in their and decided to **** with you
BrittanyCelesteP 0
exactly.
THRASHtillDEATH 6
Well when you go to work your expected to work. Not screw around
sccrismyantidrg 4
"Your" supposed to know the proper use of the English language.
trgower13 0
ever think of just putting it back in your pocket? YDI
sulhaq 4
you got played son.
403_SRB 0
she wasn't doing you a favor she saw you on the phone and seen where you threw it not to get caught and did that on purpose!!! hahahahaha
cmv1386 0
you deserved that one Hun..you shouldn't be textin at work knthe first place if it could get you fired. and really? why the trash can next time you try to text while at work put some were that's not trashy lol!
LaughinStock 16
HA cute pic
nicolangelo 5
hahahaha
Firebalone 13
She probably noticed and that's why she did that!