jobless
Fort Collins, United States
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Unwanted
Fallbrook, United States
Today, I was fired from my job. My boss turned to everyone and said, "Allow me to escort this trash out of the office." Everyone cheered. FML
Ex-Employee
United States
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
sistermonster
Salon-de-provence, France
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Anonymous
Today, I was enjoying my first vacation day in 2 years. My boss then called me to come in, saying it was an emergency. I got to work and got fired. Yes, my boss made me come in just to fire me. FML
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Anonymous
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
fired
Millis, United States
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Worky Workerton
Oakland, United States
Today, I was fired without warning from my job because I was not consulting my boss about things like washing dishes and throwing away garbage. Basically, I was fired for being too good at my job. FML
faeliality
United States
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Bob
Los Angeles, United States
Brutal
Today, I worked my job then went home to enjoy my weekend. An hour later, I was called and told I was fired, without any reason given. I can’t even empty my locker, as they'd said they would mail my things to me. FML
Top comments
StzaCrack666 18
When you were taking out the trash you forgot a big piece... Your boss
abNormal62 23
Knock knock Who's there! Joe Joe who? Joe - your employee! Sorry Joe the employee doesn't work here anymore
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Comments (79)
ThatLobster 24
What the heck?!? Damn OP. Sorry about that one.
HarshD9619 34
That's really trashy of him... Alright I'm out of here
hard_candy 25
i agree of what a shitty person for him to fire a person that way.
SecretAgent_700 15
@59 This fml wasn't even about poop...
hard_candy 25
62, I am not too witty to make a pun. I was just meaning his nasty personality. generally a jerk.
garrettcreek16 6
What is op
ZacPalmer 12
The person who made the fml is OP
StzaCrack666 18
When you were taking out the trash you forgot a big piece... Your boss
cakefete2 31
If it weren't for the cops, I would say that OP should trash the place.
xKrisSmoove 21
If it weren't for his job, I say OP should trash the place…oh wait
apitrix 24
It looks like the boss took out the trash! Sorry for your luck op
cameosurgeon 16
I really want to know what else was going on. I'm not sure whether the blame should be on the boss or op.
abNormal62 23
Knock knock Who's there! Joe Joe who? Joe - your employee! Sorry Joe the employee doesn't work here anymore
snipebp 25
This isn't professional at all and you should report him.
socialproduct 19
Yeah. I'm no lawyer, but that doesn't sound like a very official and binding way to fire somebody.
K8Y09 8
It's called unfair dismissal.. Look into it as you may have a case.. As long as you haven't been given any warning letters or verbal warnings either.. But locking you out of the office isn't very professional- which this case you may be in the right place to start a court suit against him
fml510605 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Sorry but you kinda deserve it for locking yourself out
emo_child615 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Some doors automatically lock when you close them
grajax 24
The FML states that the boss locked OP out, not OP locking OP out.
cakefete2 31
Re-read the FML. The boss intentionally locked the OP out. I suppose they could have refused a direct order from the boss, but then they could get fired for that anyway.
A07 48
Oh like OP would still have a job if they'd made sure the door was unlocked? The boss is a dick, not OP
ILikeKoalas 24
*facepalm*
emo_child615 19
Your boss really needs to learn people skills and tell you you're fired.
netflixislife 15
Sounds like a trashy dismissal.
asilhouette 11
Idk why there are down votes, I found this really funny!
netflixislove 32
Very punny.
PapaMoti 21
Dump the trash on his car
p_diddy77 19
It kinda sounds like he should be the one getting locked out.
wickedhyype 17
Lol childish