Today, I received a package from a local guy on Craigslist. Instead of the iPhone I paid $350 for, the box only contained a photo of an iPhone. The guy had been dumb enough to attach a return address, so my husband went over and beat the shit out of him. I now have to bail him out of jail. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I had to bail my husband out of jail. It turns out that in the Black Friday rush, he beat a guy up just so he could get his hands on the last of a heavily-discounted item. The item in question: a toaster. FML
Pay up
Today, I got a letter in the mail saying I'm being sued by the guy that broke into my house last week. When I walked in and saw him, I tackled him, punched him in the face a time or two, and restrained him with zip ties. I now have to pay for his broken nose and face charges of assault. FML
He's a good man
Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML
Today, the mailman delivered my new phone to my neighbour's house. This was okay, because he left a note in my mailbox informing me so. Now my crazy neighbour won't give me the package because, "*I* signed for it!" FML
Get a flip phone
Today, I sold my old iPhone 14… or at least I tried. I met the customer and she said, “Gee thanks!” and walked away with it. When I asked for the money, she said, “Suck my dick!” and took off running. I'm too out of shape to catch her and phoneless until I can come up with the remaining $200 to pay for my new iPhone. FML
Today, I posted my phone for sale on Facebook. Someone hit me up to buy it and wanted me to meet them. I didn't really want to drive to them, but I'm a mom of two and I needed food and some extra cash, so I did it. The guy asked to look at the phone… and ran off with it. FML
Today, a phone I bought online turned up while I was at work. The delivery guy left a note saying he'd left the package with my neighbor at #10. When I went and knocked on the door and asked for the package, my neighbor said "Nope, nothing delivered here." and quickly shut the door in my face. FML
Today, I let a guy I like look at my phone. A second later I remembered I had a secret copy of his Facebook profile picture on there to show a friend what he looked like. I was forced to tackle him to get my phone back. FML
Stunlocked
Today, a stranger asked to borrow my phone since his had died. As he was using it, he kept walking away and I had to chase him because he was walking too far. He turned around, yelled, "Stop following me, asshole!" and punched me, knocking me out cold. When I came to, I realized the fucker stole my phone. FML
Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML
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holyshitbatman 20
you DO realize when shit like that happens you contact the local police and your money will be refunded AND with such a large amount the seller risks jail time
KVKdragon 26
This is why calling the police to solve your problem is better than pointless payback via violence. That's for after you get a refund ;)
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holyshitbatman 20
you DO realize when shit like that happens you contact the local police and your money will be refunded AND with such a large amount the seller risks jail time
sillyyanks 24
HolyShitBatman! I thought you were supposed to be a vigilante!
Trisha_aus 15
So what you're saying is...op should've told Gordon first?
cheezepoof2002 4
Oh yeah the police handle refunds these days, get real. Even if the person got arrested the victim of the scam will not be getting his money back without suing for it in small claims court.
Beeftinkle 13
Imo it's a lot better when people like that get the shit beat out of them.
jewwybeanzzz 10
Untrue. Craigslist specifically says to deal with the seller in person and not to have anything mailed (for this exact reason). OP disregarded their warning and paid heavily for it. It's unfortunate but her own fault. Hopefully she'll know to deal in person from now on.
KVKdragon 26
This is why calling the police to solve your problem is better than pointless payback via violence. That's for after you get a refund ;)
wlddog 14
What do you expect the cops to do? Its the sellers word against the OP's work. They will just tell you to take it to court.
HighGTurn 12
Sometimes diplomacy just won't cut it. Sometimes you need to open up a can of whoop ass.
Zeppelin1969 5
Have you ever come across an Internet troll that was so ******* annoying and you wanted to absolutely beat the shit out of him? That's what scammers are like. Those guys deserve a nice beating. Personally, calling the cops wouldn't have satisfied me enough. When someone ***** with me like that, I would beat his ass too.
horseridermc 2
GO HUSBAND!
b1gphil 6
i do hate the fact that douchebags are protected by the law like the rest of us
Ray_of_midnight 23
The mark of how civilized we are is the extent to which we protect rights for all, even douchebags.
Paris25_fml 11
This is why I truly think that duels should be legal. To death or first blood, with obvious rules and referees/witnesses to watch and intervene if needed. More people would be trained in self defense and less people would be inclined to mess with others. I've actually put a lot of thought into something like this.
GK2012 9
no you haven't otherwise you'd realize that people will duel over the most trivial things, and more importantly, duel-winning doesn't mean being right or just.
sens3sfailing 25
I believe in Wisconsin or some other state, there is a law that makes dueling legal as long as both participants are organ donors.
firedrake637 4
not really. the guy that got assaulted can sue her and the husband for medical costs and court costs plus the husband receiving mandatory jail time
ICastillo 25
That's an ass beating well do. The guy deserves it, but you guys should have got your money back first.
fatlemonjefferso 8
5 - What if the return address wasn't the right one and the dumbass husband beat up the wrong person?
andyyroxx 20
Better yet, imagine the address was right, but the scammer was a six foot seven behemoth redneck with arms beefier than the Sacred Cow and actually pummeled OP's husband into the floor.
kitten82 16
I agree. Call the cops, show them proof you bought the phone, then show them what the guy gave you. the guy will land in jail for fraud.
kevin47_fml 3
no he won't
kevin47_fml 3
because you sign away liability when u use craigslist
BobbieH 19
You don't sign away liability of fraud. If the ad read an iPhone and not a photo of an iPhone then it is reasonable to assume it was an actual phone based on the verbiage and cost. It's fraud when you don't send the merchandise purchased. If it was sent postal mail it's mail fraud as well. No waiver can excuse you from the law, regardless of what the waiver reads. If the agreement isn't written correctly one non-enforceable clause can invalidate the whole contract too. Depending on where this took place the seller could be looking at 18 months on the fraud and 5 years for mail fraud.
GK2012 9
what the person above said....a waiver or a contract doesn't give people a free license to commit crimes.
sens3sfailing 25
The terms of use for Craigslist just doesn't make them responsible for the fraud of others. You don't agree to being scammed.
LO388 7
The court costs and whatnot are probably going to be way more than that 350, which you could havs gotten back anyways...
IOmnomHard 10
Your husband is a boss.
TML329 14
Till he got arrested that is
wardo 4
Even after he got arrested. It might even make him more of a boss.
insertnameherr 11
Should have just asked for a refund.YDI
AH1Zviper 15
Yes, because apparently, the guy who purposefully gave out a piece of paper instead of an iphone for $350, will gladly give a refund. Does anyone read anymore?
hama806 19
Buying items on Craigslist is not like buying from a store. These are private purchases and one simply can't ask for a refund. Especially if it's a scam, which this appears to be.
mrFTW 3
Are you ******* retarded? Somehow I doubt a fraudulent person will accept a "refund."
FaraPjJammaz 13
You're stupid. Read and learn to comprehend some more.
raykyogrou0 4
Hello people, she's a blonde!
hama806 19
Calm down people! 12 made an honest mistake. Not a one of you would make such rude comments about a post if she was ugly. Leave the dumb blonde alone (just kidding 12).
Shrike 24
No, you don't HAVE to bail your seemingly psychopathic husband out of jail. That would be as stupid as spending big money on something listed by some random guy on a place like Craigslist. Oh, wait...
paulpings 6
Wow, one story, three stupid people! I wonder how much police time gets wasted every year by having to get involved in the aftermath of people like you doing stupid things with their money? Prove he didn't send you the phone, civil dispute!
sarah6786 14
Damnit I accidentally thumbed you up.
cgchamp89 7
I wonder too... Oh wait, I already know -- WAY TOO MUCH!
Carmstro 13
I'm surprised OP didn't look at the box or anything before taking it home. Or just contact the guy.. I mean, beating the crap out of someone over something so stupid? Grow up!
ragzy 7
26 - I believe more police time is wasted on calls about stolen windows..
Purdman 1
Haha
Daiyuki 5
109 - As stupid as not reading an FML properly and then giving it a negative comment?
bwzwally8 15
Your boyfriend needs some counseling to control his anger.
IOmnomHard 10
It's her husband.
Dory123 9
Husband*
bwzwally8 15
Haha My bad lol. Still he needs counseling for his anger though.