Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML
Today, my mom started her new job; she's now my new coworker. She's already told the other girl I'd said she talks too much, and has berated me for not calling her "Mom" while at work. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I brought my daughter to work with me. When we walked in, a client was blowing up at my boss, all because as my boss was walking past his storage unit, he glanced in and was about to compliment how neat it was. After my boss left, I had to deal with the aftermath, which left my daughter terrified of this man. FML
Today, my boss pulled me aside to chastise me for being "off task" because I was chatting with a co-worker while working on a project. She then spent a half hour chatting with the same person about what daycare she should go to for her new baby. FML
Today, my boss called me into her office to tell me I needed to mind my own business and not question everything my newest co-worker does. Yesterday, I stopped the new girl from giving $6,000 to the wrong person. I was fired on the spot. The new girl was promoted into my job. FML
Today, I handed a written complaint to a shop manager about an employee who had used foul language to my teenage daughter. I then watched as he took the complaint to the employee in question, they read it together, laughed, then the manager tore it in half and threw it in the bin. FML
Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML
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Top comments
SarahinSane 0
Moral of the story: be careful who you talk to. Or, better yet, trust nobody. Still, YDI. People who text all day under their desks instead of actually doing their job seriously irk me.
Kylewillger 1
Boo you *****!
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Comments (144)
waterynuggets 0
Fail. YDI
rallets 23
P R O C E E D
lexilovesyou 0
what does fail mean?? & suckss for youu. Hate too say it but........... YOU DESERVE IT!!!
singachic87 0
@ 31: "what does fail mean?" REALLY?? fail: to be inadequate or insufficient, to be deficient in. In other words, the OP ****** up.
maggy_fml 0
indeed, why text at work? texting is the devil these days x[
LoosechangeX 0
I think texting at work is fine if you can still get your work done and also the OP should not have talked behind her bosses back. If you have something to say you say it to a persons face.
Kylewillger 1
Boo you *****!
SarahinSane 0
Moral of the story: be careful who you talk to. Or, better yet, trust nobody. Still, YDI. People who text all day under their desks instead of actually doing their job seriously irk me.
lmmmr 0
OR, Moral of the story: Don't be a child and throw a temper tantrum when you get caught doing something against the rules.
SarahinSane 0
That too.
AMMM 0
Exactly. If you break the rules, don't get pissed off when you get in trouble for it.
teentee401 37
"WAHHH! I go in trouble for not doing my job AT my job! My manager sucks!"
pinkpooh123 0
Ydi! Thts y ppl suck up to their bosses to avoid getting fired so yeah smooth
albinoV 1
Grow up.
4dakill 0
YDI for "PROCEEDING" to talk to people
audereyy 0
who cares if they use the word PROCEEDING? I personally like that word. ydi for texting during work! you should be focused on work not your social life
elliebutton 0
So you go up to the new girl and drown her in your pitiful problems and sorrow without finding out anything about her? I'm calling DOUCHEBAG.
Heelix 0
Yeh i agree, wen u r new at work you can always pick out the douchbags coz they are always the first to tell the new guy how shit work it. Avoid those people!
TheAmazing_fml 0
YDI hahaha smoothe move. bet ur foot wuz in ur mouth. thts y u dont gossip with ppl u dunno.
Evilbeagle 0
Never talk about people at work with people at work. YDI for not keeping your mouth shut and for texting when you are supposed to be working.
EMR_fml 0
YDI for texting at work. When you text at work all your co-workers have to cover all your work for you. I hate covering for lazy co-workers.