Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, I had a major falling out with my best friend. Angry, I sent a short text message to him explaining how I felt. I soon noticed I'd accidentally texted "I'm going to fucking kill you, asshole." to my boss instead. I'm still waiting on a reply. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, I accidently sent that my butthole was on fire to a group chat with my boss. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my boss a meme about hating work. Her reply? "Same." FML
Today, I mistakenly sent a voice message to my boss while imitating him in a comical way. The message contained my spot-on impression, complete with exaggerated jargon and phrases he frequently uses. I didn't realize it until I received a reply saying, "LOL, nailed it!" FML
Today, I sent a Slack message intended for my coworker/friend to my boss. The message included plans to "get through the workday without actually working." My boss perked his head up at the other end of the office before I had time to realise what I'd done, and asked if we needed to talk about my future in the company. FML
Today, I texted my boss, "I'm looking forward to doing you" instead of, "I'm looking forward to seeing you" thanks to a very unfortunate combination of my atrocious typing skills on a smartphone and an overzealous autocorrect function. FML
Today, I ranted via text to my best friend about how annoying our coworker Stephanie is. I hit send, only to realize I had sent it to… the Stephanie in question. My backup plan? Following up with, "Just kidding! It’s for a short story I’m writing.” She replied, “I look forward to reading it.” FML
Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML
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spinningrecords 14
It was a slip, not an accident. Quit your job and find one you like.
RichardPencil 32
Top notch move!!! If you get fired, you can collect unemployment. If you quit on your own, you cant. Brilliant!
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spinningrecords 14
It was a slip, not an accident. Quit your job and find one you like.
RichardPencil 32
Top notch move!!! If you get fired, you can collect unemployment. If you quit on your own, you cant. Brilliant!