Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML
Today, even though I’m not allowed to be on my phone while on the line at work, I texted an unknown number. My manager looked at her Apple Watch. I'd texted my manager while on the job. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
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Top comments
redbluegreen 41
What a waste. Stop sending trashy text messages.
MedChew 19
Well, I BET she saw you trying to cover up and did this to spite you.
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Comments (106)
goshpeople 4
1. You were texting at work. In itself, that's not so bad, but clearly you were aware that at your particular workplace there would be trouble if you were caught. 2. What kind of manager goes around emptying her employees' trash cans? She may have seen the whole thing. And if the can was full enough to be emptied, you could've voided her justification for doing it by emptying it yourself earlier. 3. So, YDI.
saturnsonic 3
why did this make it on fml?
ILoveTabz 0
time to go diggin in the dumpster ;)
brenda83002 2
ha I bet your boss knew all along!
BrittanyCelesteP 0
That was the stupidest thing I've ever heard. o_o
creepycreek 6
i really love paying my employees to txt instead of working.
a_nutritionist 10
ah employers...what a bunch of idiots. do you expect your employees to be at their desk/office/counter before their shift starts or expect them to finish what theyre doing even if their shift has ended? i love the hypocrisy in employment.
BrittanyCelesteP 0
what's with the random picture of Brookelle Bones on you picture? xD
Venith 0
guess you don't have the find my iPhone app
hoeski 0
Agree with 50.
lyssalyn2012 0
shouldn't have been texting mister.