Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML
Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML
Today, I gave my crush my number in a note that said "Read in private." Not only did she read it in front of her friends, she also laughed at it. FML
Today, I got talking to a pretty girl on the subway. Just as she was about to get off, I handed her my phone so that she could give me her number. She ran out with it. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML
Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML
Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML
Today, a cute girl I know in passing approached me very nervously and blushing like mad. She gave me a note with a number on it, said to call her, then ran away. When I called the number later, it was one of those rejection hotlines. What the hell? FML
Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML
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Top comments
MidnaLink 35
Did you assume she wanted it? Or do you even know if she wants you? If it's the first one YDI.
Brightside86 31
You lucked out. I thought she was going to report you to HR.
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Comments (16)
MidnaLink 35
Did you assume she wanted it? Or do you even know if she wants you? If it's the first one YDI.
tounces7 28
That's kinda one of the ways you find out if someone is interested in you. Albeit a bit of a cowardly one that generally gets rejected.
bloopaloop 27
Props for trying. That’s better than most of the losers on fml.
RichardPencil 32
At least you know not to sit around and wait for her call. Or, you can hope she committed your number to memory on sight.
Brightside86 31
You lucked out. I thought she was going to report you to HR.
PryderPlayer017 5
Mission failed! We'll get'm next time!
spinspinsugar 12
damn that sucks. well at least you know the answer to that.
Katy Elizabeth Deppe 5
at least she's honest by throwing it away in front of you
EmDizzle2007 28
you tried. keep that same energy, but plan your shots better
Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15
Did you even talk to her? Or just awkwardly slip her the post it. YDI
AmbrosiaFan 19
You don't want to date people you work with.