Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML
Today, even though I’m not allowed to be on my phone while on the line at work, I texted an unknown number. My manager looked at her Apple Watch. I'd texted my manager while on the job. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
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redbluegreen 41
What a waste. Stop sending trashy text messages.
MedChew 19
Well, I BET she saw you trying to cover up and did this to spite you.
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Comments (106)
mintcar 10
62, that's what I wanna know.
rosebudmartin 0
hahah that sucks
Jstars131 0
well i understand not wanting to get in trouble, but hell with that! your phones about to go bye bye!
annabanananaa11 0
...Do you not have pockets? I mean really. there had to have been a better option that a TRASH CAN.
xokmonxo 0
Go in the bathroom if u HAVE TO text (which you shouldn't be doing anyway). YDI
xgetxbentx 13
ydi for not doing your job in the first place. you're phone will still be around on your break and when you get off. you're job will not be around much longer if you don't remember that.
holly_fly 34
*your
a_nutritionist 10
it depends on the purpose of the message. if its important then i say go for it and explain the situation. if not, then i really dont see the point. any boss worth a damn wouldnt condemn you for taking 1 minute to get something done thats important, but i can see the frustration if the message was just "hey hunni i miss yew xoxoxoxoxoxo" or some other trashy nonsense.
shnukqueta 0
dumb idea. did you at least get it back?
NAW27 0
I was thinking the exact same thing!
coolwhiplova 1
OMG did she throw away your phone?