Today, I was texting at work when my manager walked in. I quickly dropped my phone in the garbage to avoid trouble. Since I was working so hard, she decided to do me a favor and throw the trash out for me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, at work I got told off by my manager for texting while working. Enraged by this, I trash talked her to the new girl at work. The new girl, a.k.a. my manager's daughter. FML
Hi, how are you?
Today, even though I’m not allowed to be on my phone while on the line at work, I texted an unknown number. My manager looked at her Apple Watch. I'd texted my manager while on the job. FML
Freudian slip
Today, I accidentally sent a text message meant for my best friend to my boss. The text was about how much I hated my job and my boss's constant micromanagement. FML
Today, I had an argument with my boss and tried to text a friend about it. I accidentally texted my boss instead. FML
Today, my boss fired me by locking me out of my workplace after I went out to throw out the trash. FML
Nice to know
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
FREAKOUT!
Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML
Today, I was at work, when I got bored and started spinning around in my chair for a little fun. As I was spinning, I went to grab my phone. I missed and sent my phone flying, hitting my coworker in the face. My boss witnessed the whole thing. FML
Jot that down
Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML
Today, while sitting on the toilet, my phone pocket dialed my boss's cell. He was in the next stall. He answered. FML
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redbluegreen 41
What a waste. Stop sending trashy text messages.
MedChew 19
Well, I BET she saw you trying to cover up and did this to spite you.
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Comments (106)
couturegirl2 7
karma's a bitchhh
JacobBRobertson 0
serves you right you're being payed to work NOT be on your phone
sherryl_fml 0
get it out?!!!
butterflyz1961 2
She saw you throw your phone in the garbage.
MetalLetteRaver 0
That's Devin Coffin, not Brookelle Bones. but yeah, valid point.
999pun999 0
thats one nice manager you got there!
laceyanneman 7
She knew...
UnlmtdFML 2
dont u have pockets?
Albarufus 13
She knew exactly what you were doing I think. :P
xXkiller_hushXx 16
she knew you threw your phone in there.