Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, I was complaining to my husband about a busty but vapid celebrity, and he replied, "She doesn't need brains, honey, she has boobs. You wouldn't understand." FML
Today, my husband called me annoyingly needy for saying he never compliments me. I could be half-naked, shaking my ass on the internet, or cruising bars to get validation from strangers. God forbid a woman wants the one person she loves to pay her a crumb of attention. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project. All he talks about is how attractive my girlfriend is and what he would do with her. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I realised I may need to work on my marriage when I saw my husband in public, laughing and smiling with his coworkers, then when he saw me his smile disappeared and he stood up like a tired old man to come and speak to me. FML
Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML
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eilonwylovegood 8
He's an ass.
Michael_92 20
Damn that really does suck. Guys like that make us all look bad.
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Comments (258)
wrwrestler9 5
Seriously. LIKE SO MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING.. YOU PRACTICALLY CALLED HIM A BAD HUSBAND. YOU CAME AT HIM FIRST, ATTACKED HIM FIRST, ATTACKED HIS EGO FIRST AND MADE HIM FEEL HURT FIRST. you have no right to sit there and play the "victim, oh pity me" card. seriously. come on now.
lantern 6
Not everyone is a romantic. I'm sure he expresses his feelings in other ways, I mean you guys ARE married which would lead me to believe (could be wrong) that you love each other for some reason or another. What he said was pretty shallow... But he's also a man.
rdrr 2
So did you get a boob job? You'd probably get the attention you want, good and bad.
CoreyC07 10
I can't say that I agree with what he said, but I will admit that it's annoying as hell when a girlfriend comes along and says something along the lines of "how come you never do that anymore?". How do you honestly expect anyone to react to that?
davek 36
Do you love him, and does he love you? If so, stop comparing him to other men. YDI.
heyred 11
My (now EX) husband said the same thing. But my new, gorgeous DDs still weren't enough for him to give up World of Warcraft. But my new boyfriend loves them!
Colonel_Lexi 18
Shut up, 132.
ehllychan 10
132; So your logic is: -he cares about the size of my boobs = he's a bastard; -he doesn't quit his beloved hobbies to look at my boobs = he's a bastard?
heyred 11
Precisely.
heyred 11
Sounds like I hit a nerve!!
Notsocharmedlife 0
What a dick!
iloveweed69 7
He's a bitch.
xStaciexLynnx 15
YDI for saying you 'deserve' to be treated that way. You shouldn't have to be spoiled with gifts or compare him to other people to be happy in the relationship. Some of the strongest relationships have never had any of that. Plus, what have you done romantic for him lately? It doesn't seem to me you're very caring and lovey if you come in from work and attack him when he's relaxing. The answer you got should be no suprise.
reckless1 2
Well u were the one whining for attention you just got the kind u didnt want to and he explained why :-)