Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, I was complaining to my husband about a busty but vapid celebrity, and he replied, "She doesn't need brains, honey, she has boobs. You wouldn't understand." FML
Today, my husband called me annoyingly needy for saying he never compliments me. I could be half-naked, shaking my ass on the internet, or cruising bars to get validation from strangers. God forbid a woman wants the one person she loves to pay her a crumb of attention. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project. All he talks about is how attractive my girlfriend is and what he would do with her. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I realised I may need to work on my marriage when I saw my husband in public, laughing and smiling with his coworkers, then when he saw me his smile disappeared and he stood up like a tired old man to come and speak to me. FML
Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML
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eilonwylovegood 8
He's an ass.
Michael_92 20
Damn that really does suck. Guys like that make us all look bad.
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Comments (258)
little_bubba85 4
That's sounds like something my cousin would say
SoultheWolf 19
Honostly you deserve this, as mean as it sounds. Why? Because one you married an asshole who doesn't give a damn about you or what you look like, and two for not slapping him across the face for disrespecting you.
carry_fml 4
What a jerk. Tell him he should get a penis job then you'll get the boob job.
Scoutman 5
When it comes to relationships: he/she who cares the least wins
power6053 4
I don't blame him not wanting to have sex with a women who has the chest of a 10 year old girl.
hwns 2
boobs make the world go round... ps fyl for dating a tool who doesnt love you for who you are
BinaryBovine 5
The difference between a husband and bf is training- a bf needs to impress his date to get laid, a husband expects sex- thats why he married- the answer? Withhold sex, or his games console. With a few years training and experience all it will take is a look from you, and he'll start crawling from the hole he dug with asswipe comments like that.
EA28 3
HAHAHA
ThatWhiteKid667 0
Is feminism based on female rights... **** it im a manist... No **** ;)
BackToSq1 4
YDI. Try marrying an actual nice guy and guess what, he will be nice! I know it can be confusing but think it through, it really does work!