Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, I was complaining to my husband about a busty but vapid celebrity, and he replied, "She doesn't need brains, honey, she has boobs. You wouldn't understand." FML
Today, my husband called me annoyingly needy for saying he never compliments me. I could be half-naked, shaking my ass on the internet, or cruising bars to get validation from strangers. God forbid a woman wants the one person she loves to pay her a crumb of attention. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project. All he talks about is how attractive my girlfriend is and what he would do with her. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I realised I may need to work on my marriage when I saw my husband in public, laughing and smiling with his coworkers, then when he saw me his smile disappeared and he stood up like a tired old man to come and speak to me. FML
Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML
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eilonwylovegood 8
He's an ass.
Michael_92 20
Damn that really does suck. Guys like that make us all look bad.
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Comments (258)
fabcade 14
That was a wrong thing to say, but I'm no better it made me laugh. I'm sorry he said that to you.
blair_x 12
Why are you still with this guy??
CuteGinger 2
Anybody else think Death Note? 'Mel'lo, gamer? No? ( ._.) Okay..
goodgood_fml 5
I doubt Mel's hubby is as cool as Mello anyway. If you're going to date a gamer-nerd, you should BE a gamer-nerd.
williamcarter93 13
What do you expect? I mean you just about told him some other man is better than him. You married him for a reason.
BklynQT 0
Should've told him toget a bigger d*ck, im sry thats your husband
maronofhearts 19
It's her husband not boyfriend and she married him so she already had been courted and obviously was pleased enough to marry him so she should go back and complain now
naztyskidded 0
U rub his ego.. He'll massage u. U feed his ego.. He'll treat u nice. U thrash his ego.. He'll show u his fangs. Stop comparing gal.. It hurts both way...
legresley85 1
Don't believe what you see in public you have no idea how he treats her in private. Treat your spouse with respect and if your spouse doesn't return that respect, time for some counseling.
DaMan25 4
Don't mess with a man and his video games
BobbysBaby 3
Idk what the reaaona were that she married him for in the first place. That was a nasty reply!!!