Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I overheard my husband of 3 years talking to our boss, an attractive blonde. She was telling him that she couldn't believe he was with me. She thinks I'm fat and ugly and that he's hot. He said, "She's not that bad…" We work in the same store and she follows him around like a puppy. FML
Today, I came home upset about the sexism in my work place. I just wanted to be alone, but my husband insisted we talk about it. I noticed he kept looking over and one of his hands was moving. He was playing video games the entire time I was spilling my guts. FML
Today, I was complaining to my husband about a busty but vapid celebrity, and he replied, "She doesn't need brains, honey, she has boobs. You wouldn't understand." FML
Today, my husband called me annoyingly needy for saying he never compliments me. I could be half-naked, shaking my ass on the internet, or cruising bars to get validation from strangers. God forbid a woman wants the one person she loves to pay her a crumb of attention. FML
Today, I overheard my boyfriend bragging about me to his friends, telling them I have a great smile, cute hair, and very perky tits. This wouldn't be so bad if we weren't both men. FML
Today, I was in the car with my husband complaining about the way I look. His response, "Babe, if I cared about the way you looked I wouldnt have married you." FML
Today, I got paired up with a coworker for a three-month project. All he talks about is how attractive my girlfriend is and what he would do with her. FML
Today, I came to work ready to impress my boss. A couple of weeks ago I asked him for a promotion from stock to sales and I have been proving myself worthy. Turns out he hired a new girl for sales, with great, big, fake breasts. FML
Today, I realised I may need to work on my marriage when I saw my husband in public, laughing and smiling with his coworkers, then when he saw me his smile disappeared and he stood up like a tired old man to come and speak to me. FML
Today, I told one of my coworkers that she looked really cute today. Later she sent an email to me and cc'd the entire office saying, "It really makes me feel uncomfortable when you say things like that to me. And I shouldn't have to feel that way at work." FML
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eilonwylovegood 8
He's an ass.
Michael_92 20
Damn that really does suck. Guys like that make us all look bad.
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anappleaday 0
Did anyone else notice "HE GLANCED UP FROM HIS VIDEO GAME.." Very commonly (not always for those who want to get defensive) He is not going to care about your feelings or what would hurt them while he is playing a video game. If my boyfriend plays video games in my presence, (at my house) I usually atleast TRY to find something entertaining about watching him so that he can have fun. If I can't, I show disinterest and he will eventually notice and stop. But Your husband may not be that kind of guy. It may be like your not even there. o.O Sorry, OP, despite my charm I still have to pout.
xytha 6
You getting a boob job is the male equivalent to a women being treated like a holy goddess to be showered with gifts. Seems fair to me.
TaylorLynn462 10
Looks like someone's sleeping on the couch tonight.
jkemp1984 10
You need to dump his sorry ass and be with someone who appreciates you for you.
Dcm210 19
what video game was he playing?
Bigboned38 0
I was like that too. I'm glad I figured out before I only got to see my kids every other weekend.
writergirl23 19
There's a big difference between a husband and a boyfriend. Unless of course you're newlyweds, then he's still pretty much the boyfriend with a wedding ring.
wrwrestler9 5
Comparing your boyfriend to other nicer guys is wrong. It's like rubbing it in his face that "they are better". Your boyfriend comparing you to other girls with bigger boobs is also wrong. It's also like saying "they are better". The only difference? YOU SAID IT FIRST. You opened the floodgates when you started the comparisons. Deal with the consequences
mpclaw 3
Note: Boyfriend
goodgood_fml 5
I don't see a problem with this. Call Daddy. Tell him you're coming back home for a bit. (or see if a friend will take you). Take the savings, the car note, the light bill, the mortgage.. Take all flat screens, pc's, gaming consoles, tools and go to the nearest pawn shop. Make your appointment for your boob job. Have the surgery. Heal up. Go to the salon. Get a new edgy hair style. Get your nails done. Go get some dresses and some heels. Go out more. When hubby goes crazy, put Daddy on him. Or, stick to the line, "YOU TOLD ME TO DO IT". I guarantee you, either he'll be MUCH nicer, or he'll want a divorce. Good luck!!
Daiyuki 5
Bitches be crazy