Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was so bored I googled the word "bored." The results were boring. FML
Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML
Today, my school is having a mandatory class on etiquette. We've just now progressed onto forks after a long, tedious discussion on spoons. FML
Introvert struggles
Today, I ate out, even though I was tired. When my main course arrived, I realised I had sent both my forks away with the starter plate. Rather than say anything, I ate dinner with two knives. FML
Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML
Today, I was so bored that I began searching for videos of people popping their pimples. FML
Today, my dad decided that he wanted to start a collection of sporks. They're filling up our car. FML
Today, I got so bored that I ordered my DVD drawer from awesomest to non-awesomest. I need a life. FML
Today, I was bored. Some people would've called up friends to hang out. Not me. I had the sudden urge to make an entire Excel Spreadsheet on how much I've spent on iTunes, month-by-month. I'm not sure what's worse, that I got really into it, or that I've spent nearly $800.00 on iTunes. FML
Can't feel my tongue
Today, I was using the same metal spoon to stir boiling noodles and the pasta sauce I was heating up. I decided to taste the sauce and see if it was getting warm, forgetting that the spoon was sitting in boiling water three seconds earlier. FML
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MikeDa1Da 14
I like rusty spoons.
perdix 31
So, what's the scoop?
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MikeDa1Da 14
I like rusty spoons.
redbluegreen 41
I like to touch them.
Lazarevic_fml 7
#6 So, you have Tetanus and You like that
Puer_in_urbe 5
No, you dunce, it was a reference to Salad Fingers.
Lazarevic_fml 7
Delightful !
_Oblivion_ 12
Spooning anyone?
justmethough 8
Well.. Now you know.
nofearjenshere 12
The feeling of rust.. against my salad fingers.. is almost orgasmic...
drdraaman 0
I see what you did there
thatKidzmOm 10
Might I inquire about your spoOns?
eatdemcupcakes 4
Spooning leads to forking
Posiedon57 0
And forking leads to knifing. And in the words of Annoying orange, "Knife!"
Llama_Face89 34
64- you killed it.
PistolWhiper93 0
Ha ha.
BunBunBabe 8
Marjory stewart Baxter!
thatKidzmOm 10
Marjorie stewart-Baxter, you taste like sunshine dust
A100893 30
What about the spork. I think the spork is a very intersting creation.
maybeBabe 8
I like spooning! Google that next time bud!
efemel94 7
Jeremy fisher is the one who tastes like soot an poo
GirlYouNasty 11
Somewhheeeeeree over the rainbowwww....
PartyxRocked 0
You sir, are awesome.
Lazarevic_fml 7
And... Tell us !
geassconan 1
Please intrigue us with your knowledge.
alexup24 13
I'd like to know more about how they breeded with the fork and evolved into the spork.
zachlibby 4
Spoons can be very interesting.
TheZee 12
More interesting than your comment, that's for sure.
ladyLALAA 29
I prefer spoonING, myself.
XxDevilxXGt 26
The more you know. You'd be surprised how some random facts can help you out later on.
neverdrinkSODA 12
spoons are very useful when trying to eat semisolid food
BooGhosted 0
Soquids
BradTheBrony 19
Liquid-solids. LOLSQUID.
thelinlinx3 10
That's awesome. Next time read up on forks!
iTz_x_BurneddPs3 0
Fork you...?
thelinlinx3 10
I want a fork on the table! :D
pandas_13 2
Haha 52- you better not fork on the table!!
Fluhz 6
Or even sporks! Haha.
TwinArmageddons 4
77 - *facepalm* You no understand, I want 2 piece on my plate!
TwinArmageddons 4
77 - *facepalm* You no understand, I want 2 piece on my plate!
instnt1nfction 17
And I want sheet on the bed
yahoowizard 16
And then, when you go on Jeopardy and there's the Utensils category, you can bring it home
cheaptrix 6
He had a fork in the road and choose to study spoons
windfuelsfire 10
If I'm bored, that's maybe the only thing that could get me even more bored..
leadawg75 12
Lol I did that once for matches I agree with you 100%
perdix 31
So, what's the scoop?
Krysk_fml 0
I see what you did there.
LMA0 5
78- Well it sure is knife to know that you got it, as blatantly obvious as it was. It was pretty forking funny.
ClassyCommando 13
Try not to start an argument about this. I'll just try to enjoy the pun and ignore the little spatulads are having :)
CallMeBloo 31
Now that's a knee-slapper! =D Seriously, though....now I want to know about spoons.
jmk1469 5
Why not forks?
LMA0 5
Because she didn't forking want to.
crazyblackchick 0
Yeah, fork that.
LMA0 5
Fork you!
Right_Click 12
Brace yourselves; here come the random comm-- Too late. :l
megan324 4
Lol so tru
CanadianLambiee 1
And by random, you clearly mean retarded. Nooooo doubt!
domking1315 20
The ****...
iiFrench_Fries 5
Next, Look up the fork. (;
babiebuntin 7
Shut up about the forks! It was only funny the first time...