Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
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Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
Today, my family sat me down and told me I was spending way too much time with my boyfriend and not enough time with them. My boyfriend has been away in Iraq for six months and just came home a week ago. FML
Today, after my boyfriend used to tell me that, with his demanding job, he just didn’t have the time or energy for a meaningful conversation with me. Thanks to COVID, he works 90% less now, finding time for online college, cooking and new furniture, yet didn’t invest even one extra minute into our couple. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
Today, after an entire week of doing all the household chores, and feeling under appreciated, I suggested to my boyfriend that we go on a date night, to feel a little more connected. He has spent all day trying to get out of it. I offered to pay, because I just want to feel loved again. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
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Top comments
irishdancer 0
Wow. Your life sucks because your boyfriend would rather eat than hear you cry. Oh no.
HarrietPotter 1
I sorry. Sometimes my boyfriend has done this, too, although I think he's probably like that not because he doesn't care, but because he's not sure how to respond. Don't worry - just talk to him and hopefully he'll be a little more reasonable.
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Comments (165)
r924210990 0
your complainig about 2 weeks hunny try months. when your boyfriend is army. you should be happy to see him every 2 weeks and get to talk to him on a day to day basis. and stop whining and grow up your situation could be a hole lot worse.
bored690 0
this is ridiculous. if he doesn't have time for you then why is he your boyfriend?
anonymousely 0
Stop bitching about being in the military/having a partner in the military. It is YOUR choice to be with someone like that/be in the military. stfu, whiny assholes. This doesn't really fit as a FML, though. That's a pretty typical statement uttered by guys and girls alike. :P
r924210990 0
it not bitching that their in the the military first off sweetie. We are fully awear of our choice to be with that person. I love him and will marry him when he is out. And know that we wont see eachother all the time. We were just giving insight on to what other peoples situations where and that 2 weeks isnt along period of time and that its not something to complain about. And if she doesnt like the situation she can change it.
Swampeh 0
love and stomach business go hand in hand with man.
Swampeh 0
dont be a bitch, He big man, he need food.
EvanJ_fml 0
A whole two weeks. That's terrible! I haven't seen my girlfriend in, oh, two months. Deal with it. At least you get to see them every two weeks. Mine lives four states out of state. I agree with those who say women don't just "belong in the kitchen". They deserve respect and understanding. Relationships really are a two way street, and both lanes need to work if the relationship is to survive.
EvaMG_fml 0
better than my bf,, i said it once and he agreed and broke up w/me.. get over it.
TunaFlavoredFing 0
Are you that desperate to have a boyfriend. Find a man who cares about you.
astriofou 0
how caring.