Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for the first time in two weeks. I started tearing up and telling him that I feel like he never has time for me anymore. He responded with, "I'm hungry." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after a week of not seeing each other, my boyfriend asked if he could come over and hang out. He only came because he ran out of food at his house. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he feels empty inside when I'm not in the kitchen. This is the most romantic thing he has said to me in the past two years. FML
Today, my family sat me down and told me I was spending way too much time with my boyfriend and not enough time with them. My boyfriend has been away in Iraq for six months and just came home a week ago. FML
Today, after my boyfriend used to tell me that, with his demanding job, he just didn’t have the time or energy for a meaningful conversation with me. Thanks to COVID, he works 90% less now, finding time for online college, cooking and new furniture, yet didn’t invest even one extra minute into our couple. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. His response? "Is that why you have been so clingy and annoying lately?" FML
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, I treated my boyfriend to an expensive dinner using the last of my paycheck. I had to excuse myself to the bathroom a few minutes in. I came back to find my plate empty. His excuse was, "I didn't want the food to get cold." FML
Today, after an entire week of doing all the household chores, and feeling under appreciated, I suggested to my boyfriend that we go on a date night, to feel a little more connected. He has spent all day trying to get out of it. I offered to pay, because I just want to feel loved again. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a text that said, "I can't be seen with you anymore. You're too fat." FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend was at my house for a 10-day visit. He told me that we'd never spent so much time together, so he didn't know me well and now, he'd finally met the "real me". He doesn't like it. FML
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Top comments
irishdancer 0
Wow. Your life sucks because your boyfriend would rather eat than hear you cry. Oh no.
HarrietPotter 1
I sorry. Sometimes my boyfriend has done this, too, although I think he's probably like that not because he doesn't care, but because he's not sure how to respond. Don't worry - just talk to him and hopefully he'll be a little more reasonable.
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Comments (165)
yaknowiverse 0
I couldn't help but laugh! this is why I get along with guys better. girls are just odd. yes, I'm a girl, but a tomboy. girlly girls are especially weird. all their short shorts, skirts, belly shirts... it makes me wanna throw up!
MrsDrake11 7
Stop being so needy and make him a god damn sandwich!
YesyDidWhat 0
I'm sorry OP but your boyfriend is an insensitive ass hole! And I don't see how YDI. People are so mean and messed up, FYL
AaliyahMorgan143 5
My boyfriend does this too. Once we had an argument over text. Right in the middle of it he says "this situation is making me hungry. I want a cookie" ...I got so pissed off. Lol
havenmusic12 2
Why would he want to listen to you bitch and moan while he's hungry and probably Hoping for some head cause you haven't seen him in 2 weeks
hamusta 13
Stop being a crybaby and I can assure you he will listen.
rivaraven 35
Wow, I'd kick my boyfriend id he'd do that.. But I'm sure he will listen. When he's not hungry.
Kathts7 12
I feel bad for you.. I had the exact same feeling with my boyfriend. Now he's my ex. They are not worth it, believe me!
Enzi_fml 21
Alright I think you're justified to tell him how you feel, and he should listen to you. But maybe try to be a bit more positive about it. If he's not willing to talk to you and work it out, then he's not worth it.
picturescrazy 24
Two weeks and you're whining about it?! I assume you're either young or in a very new relationship. If not... some people don't get to see their significant others for months, or even longer if it's long distance or they travel for their job (like my parents as my dad's in the military). I only see my boyfriend a few times throughout the year. Every two weeks... hell, every two months, would have me ecstatic. Either bring up the matter to him in a mature manner (no tears, no blaming), or find someone else.