Today, a woman threw a sandwich at me, told me to go back to "fucktard island" and demanded to see my manager. All because the mayonnaise sandwich she ordered, shockingly enough, had mayonnaise in it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
How very dare you?
Today, while working, a woman complained that she didn't ask for sauce on her sandwich. After examining the sandwich, I realized it was just melted cheese. When I told her, she threw the sandwich at me. FML
Today, at work, a woman came up to the snack bar and ordered a pretzel with no salt. When I served her the food, she angrily complained about it having no salt, followed by her throwing the whole thing in my face. FML
Monolith
Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML
Jan scams again
Today, as I was working at a bakery, a woman stormed in, cut in front of the line, and began yelling at me. She claimed I didn't give her a sandwich earlier and demanded a refund. She got the refund out of my paycheck, and as she was leaving she muttered, "Ha, works every time." FML
Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML
Today, a woman came in to order lunch. She ordered a sandwich then asked for me to configure it precisely to her complicated desires. This took a whole 5 minutes, during the lunch rush. When I told her the cost, she decided it was too expensive and cancelled her order. FML
Today, I was working at Subway when a middle-aged lady demanded that I give her a sandwich for free. When I refused, she took out a spray bottle of water and sprayed me in the face, like a cat. FML
Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML
Today, while at work, a rather large woman came in and ordered a cheeseburger. When asking if she would like to supersize it, she took her purse, smacked me, and told me she wasn't fat, and how rude I was for calling her supersized. I was just doing my job. FML
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TigranPet 24
It's ridiculous how every time I order a sandwich, it comes with bread on it.
UnidentifiedFun 37
...so was anything else supposed to be on this 'mayonnaise sandwich?' Unless that's just a term I'm not familiar with, *gag*
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Comments (65)
mylonius 19
Plot twist...?
Kershme123 2
why the **** is this downvoted? O_o
LyricaSilvan 30
Probably because it's a stupid question that has nothing to do with the FML.
Draxomaximus 10
Nah, it's a funny/sarcastic response to the sandwich having mayo in it.
Kershme123 2
wait, you didn't realise it was a sarcastic joke? like "oh shit what a plot twist, there's actually mayo in a mayo sandwich, goddamn, betcha haven't seen that one coming!"
meatloaf11 23
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
doodlebug33 20
Horseradish is not an instrument either
BestOrginalName 22
Lmao, nice reference to another FML.
PhantomKitty 26
I'm pretty sure it was actually a reference to an episode of Spongebob Squarepants.
Michael978 16
It was definitely something Patrick said in Spongebob..
Pop_And_Lock 14
No, this is Patrick!
emeraldisle 30
I hope your manager laughed her out of the restaurant.
Mathalamus 25
fucktard island? interesting. :P
pjsr 33
I've had many a fine holiday on Fucktard Island
ericanicole1 12
I need to remember that
TigranPet 24
It's ridiculous how every time I order a sandwich, it comes with bread on it.
may14th 26
Listen to this nonsense. I once ordered a cheeseburger and there was cheese on it. Can you believe it???
LyricaSilvan 30
Imagine my surprise when I ordered salad and they brought me a plate of lettuce and other vegetables.
gamermonster 34
I once had a milkshake and there was milk in it. I'm allergic to that. Disgusting.
Regisord413 10
You would NOT believe this. I ordered a drink, and you know what they did? They served the drink in a freaking CUP. Unbelievable. These people should not be allowed to run a restaurant.
JustThatPerson 21
I ordered a hamburger sandwich, they gave me bread with a damned burger between it!
ohSNAPyall 27
Last time I ordered a sandwich, they forgot the sand! Unbelievable. ?
Sora_McKain 36
I ordered a hamburger once, there no ham on it =(
Carlos_bh 10
Surely she's mental. I wouldn't even sweat it.
hellnosucka 27
doesn't she know? it's the common way of fucktard islanders to put mayonnaise in a mayonnaise sandwich.
thatweirdasian 22
Man, I should be pissed every time they freakin give me a patty in my cheeseburger!
ragnarok1540 39
Come on, OP, everyone knows that a mayonnaise sandwich is supposed to have vegemite ...
thatADHDdude 21
Do you come from a land down under?
landonsvarre 7
I'm going to use Fucktard Island from now on