Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML
Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML
Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML
Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
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Top comments
Destruct0r 5
too bad there's no app to take you home
green_eyes124 0
haha that app is annoying. my brother gets me all the time : )
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Comments (175)
teamsleep22 0
hahahaha
Justincolon22 15
gotta love the iPhone 3GS
Justincolon22 15
I hate women drivers
ILovesMahBridge 0
Hey! You! Yeah you! Go **** yourself. Have a nice day.
Senseless_487 29
Yeah, because saying "Mom, could you slow down, please?" would NEVER be my first thought. YDI for being a backseat driver.
fullmetalshrimp 0
couldn't OP just speak up to tell his/her mom that she was driving over the speed limit? this whole situation could've been avoided!
HappyPickles 11
Never thought of just saying - "Mom, you're driving kinda fast" - instead of passive-aggressive back-seat driving? YDI
luisthebeast69 0
did u have ur iPod when u were walking home??
bigredmonkeybutt 30
You are a ******* moron OP. I'd have driven 100mi out of my way before kicking your ass out of the car.
MissErikaHart 0
well now u kno the role of backseat driver...STFU
davdude12 0
why are people saying his/her mom's mean for making the OP walk? when did it say either 1: it's a dangerous neighborhood or 2: the OP is 7 years old? for all we know is that this is a lazy bitchy teenager who got dropped off a few blocks away from the destination. OP: your ass deserved it!