Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
Today, I was sitting in a parked car. A woman was having difficulties maneuvering out. She honked the horn repeatedly for me to move, then looked me in the eye and called me a "f**king bitch", before driving off. I was in the passenger seat. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, my mother said she trusted me enough to go with me for my first drive in my new car. As soon as we got in the car, she started hyperventilating and screaming we're going to crash. I didn't even start the engine. FML
Today, I decided to drive my mothers Bentley. She is out of town and told me not to go near the car. Being 17, I didn't listen. As I was backing out the driveway, I was hit by an SUV, seriously damaging my moms car. Who was driving the SUV? My mom, coming home early. FML
Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML
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Top comments
bevsta 7
Woah what a bitch!
NeverShoutDana 13
You have an intense mom
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Comments (120)
SunnyUserName123 5
Do something to set off her airbag
flipfloperson 5
Great plan!
LiveLaughFML 10
sleep with your doors locked and replace butcher and big knives with butter knives. then you're good to go! :)
BB_ava 0
1, That would be dangerous.
Marcella1016 32
Wait why is turning off the passenger airbag even an option? O_o
SunnyUserName123 5
If they were to crash and her airbag weren't on, that could be just as bad.
MichellinMan 20
Kill her husband and all who she loves but you. Then lock her in that car, and burn it. Wait till it blows up. No guts, no glory.
dre_bro11 12
30, they have psychiatric wards for people like you. I suggest you find the closest one and admit yourself. ASAP.
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
whatever you two were arguing about OP, thats pretty bitchy of her. FYL
MichellinMan 20
31-yea and I hope theres a place where people can learn sarcasm. You should find one ASAP.
humorizer 14
"But mom! I'm telling you, there's no way one could turn off airbags!" "Listen, daughter. I'm telling you it's possible. They've implemented ways to do it." "I HATE YOU MOM! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS BELIEVE IN SUPERSTITIOUS STUFF?!" "Daughter! LISTEN TO ME! It's NOT superstition! It's possible! Do you want me to show you?" "PROVE IT, THEN!" (Pulls over, turns off passenger side airbag)
ThreeSheetsGone 12
I'm really not sure how this is an FML, unless OP's mom intentionally drove into a tree. Airbags and seatbelts can kill you just as easily as a gunshot.
Marcella1016 32
Turning off the airbags and not wearing a seatbelt can kill you just as easily as flying through a windshield.
Driveshaft 5
Bwahaha, I love your mom! But still fyl
MyScrewedUpLifeS 0
I like her style! One up her and switch her birth control pills with something useless!
Eldiablotravis 4
Is that Oregon state?
Pabs24 0
No it's oklahoma state
BB_ava 0
40, well, you obviously haven't learnt to master sarcasm... Your attempt at sarcasm just failed.
carmy25 0
Okay first off 30 ur fking hilarious I couldn't stop laughing at ur comment no idea y so many thumbs down ppl need to get a sense of humor
bevsta 7
Woah what a bitch!
BountyBass 13
Serious! I wudnt do that to my dog
ScaughtieHolden 11
Call the police, seems like a reasonable.. reason.
pickles1994 18
Exactly what I was thinking... What a bitch.
eminemchick 19
she sounds exactly like my dad.
NeverShoutDana 13
You have an intense mom
bball234 6
so intense that i wouldnt want to be around her.
daAce77 8
Wtf is her problem?! That's just crazy! At least she didn't get into a car accident.
dani212 0
Can't you feel the love!!!!!?
usbaby24 3
lol wow she really cares about u OP
itsallgoodintheh 0
You must be anoying
sarah_loves_yuh 0
You must be annoying.
yo_bro_hoe 5
I'm sorry but I find this hilarious that a mom would do that
Marcella1016 32
Damn that would shut me up.
cptcook 0
She brought u in this world, and if you don't shut you're mouth she apparently has plans to take you out too... Lmao
bizarre_ftw 22
13 - it wouldn't do that to me ^_^
iampetard 0
Take her car to a chop shop
kickazz16 15
What a bitch.
swendling12 2
Your mom is awesome.