Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on the way to traffic court for a $340 speeding ticket I'd got. My mother called me and I wasn't paying attention which caused me to speed. Right past a cop. When I told the cop where I was going, he started laughing at me. I now have another $300 ticket. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, I got a ticket. From my dad the cop. FML
Today, I got a ticket for "suspicious driving" because my total shit of a mother kept tugging on the wheel to annoy me, and I still had to pay it. FML
Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my dad was teaching me how to drive. He told me that stop signs with white outlines are "optional." I ran through the next one I saw and got pulled over by a cop. My dad is making me pay the ticket for being "that stupid." Thanks dad. FML
Today, I noticed a car following me all the way to my house. It was dark so I got really nervous and called the police. The person got out of the car. It was my mom. FML
Today, I learned that several thousand people in my state got tickets this month for driving and talking on the phone. My mom called to tell me this while I was driving. I'm now part of that statistic. Thanks, mom. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
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NaturallyUnlucky 0
So wait... the cop pulled YOU over, and your mom pulled over as well and sat there waiting for the cop to finish talking to you even though SHE wasn't in trouble, and then claimed to not know you even though he presumably explained the situation to her? Doesn't make much sense to me...
crf09 0
that is awful!!! I can't believe your mother would do that to you, that is one of the bitchiest moves ever. I def think she should pay your ticket or talk to the police and get it completely gone. That is bull sh**.
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Comments (137)
Afghanee666 0
She is a woman! Why didn't the Taliban hit her for being disrespectful to a man!
theoffkid 0
Happy Mother's Day?
Gibby_fml 0
your an idiot. even if you are trying to follow someone, you dont have to follow that close to them. YDI.
fball913 0
I would never talk to her again
SammyS2012 21
it's not important but im reading this on the eve of mother's day in 2014 o.O The was the first random FML of the day
Savanni 1
ummm its a hard choice between 1 and 2 ... but lets go with 2
Afxman 0
2's head is to big
crf09 0
that is awful!!! I can't believe your mother would do that to you, that is one of the bitchiest moves ever. I def think she should pay your ticket or talk to the police and get it completely gone. That is bull sh**.
hottiewitdamesse 8
It was just a joke! Calm your uniboob.
dragonrider1959 18
That is not a joke! She knew it was serious thing and pretty much abandoned her! That is messed up.
albinoV 1
Why would you have to stay so close anyway?
NaturallyUnlucky 0
So wait... the cop pulled YOU over, and your mom pulled over as well and sat there waiting for the cop to finish talking to you even though SHE wasn't in trouble, and then claimed to not know you even though he presumably explained the situation to her? Doesn't make much sense to me...
mub_fml 0
she yo mom yo dnt gave da same last name
BigMacBoi 3
-.-
PureGold 0
Why would she do that?!?! That's sooo horrible, I'm sorry your mom's a bitch x( And #1 (Afghanee666) - Pleeeease shut up with all your comments about the Taliban. Thanks. I've seen your comments in a few other FML's, all overly vulgar and/or about the Taliban. wtf?!
college_cutie 0
:( thats a hardcore bummer you should make your mom pay for the ticket
The_Great_Zucchi 15
Why would they ask your mom? Whether you know the person or not doesn't make any difference, it's just as dangerous.
Anony_fml 0
#6 - If you get in an accident, you pull over to the side and call to have it reported. The cop then talks to both parties and documents what they say. It helps with who was at fault so the insurance companies can act accordingly. What I don't get is why your mom reported the accident. It'll just raise both of your insurance rates and you'll still have to pay.
ronton 4
Learn to read... She was pulled over for tailgating, there was no accident