Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML
Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML
Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML
Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
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Destruct0r 5
too bad there's no app to take you home
green_eyes124 0
haha that app is annoying. my brother gets me all the time : )
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Comments (175)
7basher7 0
hi
DaleksAreEpic 0
why hello there
sammiller4 3
next time just tell her to slow down lol
Shokz992 0
We gots our first thread jacker! ;o
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Herro prease.
sheribb 5
wow your mum needs to take a joke and SLOW the hell down !!!!
Chaith 16
No way. Mom is a badass.
Mars_Bars_Big_Na 0
aww come on u guys y'all wuld do the same thing
ugwmii 0
someone needs to Stab that bitch
supermoumoute_fml 0
god she could have had a real accident!
whatfml 0
yeh you're right, she could have because she was speeding dumbass
kayladance101 13
7 you can get in an accident from speeding. so dony call him a dumbass.
1personinthiswor 0
64, I'm going to assume you mean "can't", because otherwise your comment wouldn't make sense. My Dad's been in 6 near-death accidents from speeding or being sped into, so stfu.
morganrules123 10
91 I think 64 is under the impression that 7 is being sarcastic.
ccc01 1
7-it is probably way more dangerous to startle a driver than it is to speed. You lose control when someone does something stupid like playing a loud noise suddenly as oppose to speeding. OP deserved it for distracting the driver. NEVER DISTRACT THE DRIVER.
silly21 0
your mom is a g
chogle 8
I wouldn't say that a police siren is distracting as much as it is alerting. Almost any driver would slow down when they hear a siren like that.
Kiritoninja 2
Not really just the same as if a cop pulled her over so your point isn't really all true all the time.
green_eyes124 0
haha that app is annoying. my brother gets me all the time : )
Alexitis1 3
omg I love ur pic :) soo cute
pman590 8
op got SMARTPHOWNED!
Jonsey92 0
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wow it shows how much ur mom cares about ur safety and wont care if u get raped by the surrounding
No_habla_espanol 11
lol!
Jonsey92 0
dude ur names epic!!
Mclovin_95 0
lmao raped?that was random xD
cheergirly16 0
how could she not tell it was coming from inside the car? lol,
Shookitup 0
She did know, that's why she pulled over and kicked him out.
starile 20
She obviously could tell, that's why she kicked OP out of the car.
RollyPollyTrolly 9
Now I ask myself why is number #6 so dumb? But there's no need for more of an obvious answer, she's a cheerleader that explains it all.
sammiller4 3
lmao 32 wins
ohthebloodygore 16
32, wow. So, she's an idiot because she's a cheerleader? You're an idiot for stereotyping.
Shookitup 0
Don't be rude to her, save the cheerleader....... save the....(you fill it in) :D
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Save the (earth)?
Shookitup 0
Well originally it's "world" if you watched heroes.
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Yeah I know it's world. I only know that by watching G4 and the annoying Heroes commercial comes on every 5 minutes. It gets stuck in my head. I can hear the Asian guy saying " Save zhe cheerleader, save zhe world".
rockr_chick 5
<3 heroes!
gagneana000 5
haha, that sucks... I'm conflicted... this is like a FDI or a FMI....
thebigtwinkie 28
...I've been on FML for about a year and a half and I have never seen FDI... what does it mean exactly?
bluntcunt 0
hahaha classic.. but it does sucks that she would take it that far and kick you out of the car!
schwancy 2
Overkill. You could have just asked her to slow down.
Peacemaker9 7
lol both of you got owned! op your mom was just better though.
crazedcabbages 0
YDI for not just asking her to slow down, but FYL for having a mother who would risk her childs safety all because she got tricked -__-
egoeclipse 0
lol