Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML
Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML
Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML
Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
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Top comments
Destruct0r 5
too bad there's no app to take you home
green_eyes124 0
haha that app is annoying. my brother gets me all the time : )
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Comments (175)
Arsonnist 3
Stop! My doughnuts are in there!
Peacemaker9 7
mom yells back "**** u they're mine now bitch!!" lol
Shookitup 0
Peace :D
Arsonnist 3
Ha, the mom won this round.
Peacemaker9 7
hahaha
Destruct0r 5
too bad there's no app to take you home
nond2nv 4
lol win!
FirstBornUnicorn 0
I bet there is an app.
silver86_fml 2
gps ? those apps would work
FirstBornUnicorn 0
I was thinking along the lines of Google Maps™.
thebestofboth 20
Taxi back then, uber now ?
Shookitup 0
Well at least if you had gotten kidnapped you could have scared them with the siren :)
Jonsey92 0
u looked hotter when ur banged were bleached :( my opinion
Shookitup 0
Eh it's still bleached right now, I just figured I'd go back to my old photos XD I just havnt had any recent pictures
Peacemaker9 7
hello!
Peacemaker9 7
that stupid the deleted the thread oh well.
Peacemaker9 7
one of the new pictures?
codystout 0
hey gimme your gamertag and I'll play cod with you!
kristir9426 0
stupid ass teenager... ydi... remember from the passenger seat... the speedometer reads faster than the actual speed... so what if he gets a ticket... you are not the one paying the fine.
FYLDeep 26
It says backseat. Also, it doesn't mention that he used the speedometer to tell how fast she was going. And if she was going way over the speed limit, you'd still be able to tell by the speedometer. It's not going to be off by enough to make a difference.
FirstBornUnicorn 0
OP was in the backseat.
greatnt249 0
Truly shows where your priorities are when you believe that the primary concern about speeding is that "you might get a ticket." Not to mention the fact that the FML clearly states the OP was in the back seat and that MOM was driving. For everyone's sake, please stay off the road.
daemonsparta 16
so what if shes speeding? so what if she crashes the car and kills them both and whoever she hit? stfu and dont drive stupid ass adult
ihatetwentyfours 0
lol it's funny that you did that
ninba20 0
I would have done the same shit...lmao u totally deserved it
FirstBornUnicorn 0
Don't be a backseatsmen.
AshleyTay 0
haha Ive done that before. you still deserve it.
sallen0046 4
Good for her! YDI for being an asshole kid.
itsbriiibaby 0
hahaha that app trips me out even when I'm not doing anything wrong. I could never REALLY kick someone out of my car for using that while I'm driving. I'll rip them a new one for scaring me, but it's such a relief to know you're not really being pulled over that it kind of cancels the anger. haha but yeah, Y-DEFINITELY-DI