Today, I was riding in the backseat while my mom was driving. Noticing she was driving way over the speed limit, I opened a police siren app on my iPod to make her slow down. When she realized, she pulled over, kicked me out of the car and made me walk home. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML
Today, my mom told me to follow her car closely to my aunt's house. I kept really close to her which caused me to get pulled over for tailgating. I explained everything to the cop so he went over to my mom to see if that was the truth. My mom said she didn't know me. I got a ticket. Thanks mom. FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Today, my mother started cursing at a lady for tooting her horn at her in traffic, because there was "no need for road rage." When I tried to calm her down, she slammed on the brakes and told me to get out and walk. FML
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, I was driving with my grandma and she was going 30 over the speed limit. To slow her down, I said, "Hey look, the police". She slammed on the brakes so hard I hit my head on the dashboard. FML
Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML
Today, a girl was tailgating me, even though I was going at speed limit. Annoyed, I drove 10 mph under the speed limit, and every time she honked, I went 5 mph slower. Too bad she got the last laugh… I was pulled over for "reckless driving." FML
Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
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Destruct0r 5
too bad there's no app to take you home
green_eyes124 0
haha that app is annoying. my brother gets me all the time : )
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Comments (175)
ijenah 0
lol good one op :p
ramennoodlesrock 0
ydi? maybe he/she was scared, and didnt know what to do.
nikalb3 0
Lmao
Smoke234 3
Why didn't he just ask her to slow down? He would've avoided having to walk home.
albanyboy92 0
You completely deserved that, that is incredibly bratty, my mother is a terrible driver, she drives using both feet, has trouble staying in one lane, etc... but I come from a Puerto Rican family, if I talked back to her much less did that she would smack me so hard my head would spin, and then drive purposefully in the other direction just so I had to walk back home from farther away. I mean sure my brother does something like that to me, is one thing, or anyone near your own age, and therefore station, that's one thing, you do it, you all laugh, maybe a punch thrown in there, but you don't do that to an elder or someone above your station like that.
Bobissmall 13
Dude GTFO? Who drives over the speed limit with their children in the car? Bad parents that's who.
Daz3 5
rriiighhhttt because dangerous driving and violence is okay now? Are you kidding me? I mean it’s good to show respect to your elders but when you have something important to say you get bashed?
gunman15 4
why would you do that she was making record timing
nc9813 0
Hilarious! YDI for being annoying. By the way, which mom has more of a sense of humor, one that screams and freaks out at her son, or one that kicks him out of the car? I bet she laughed the whole way home. Props to your mom.
hipar 0
Ydi, but that's fckking awesome!
Mekotsu 0
wtf 64?
mranarchist17 0
well then dont be smartass