Today, I was reading erotic literature and noticed several errors in syntax, resulting in my mood being killed. I was cockblocked by my need for grammatical correctness. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realized that I am such a Grammar Nazi that when a porn star says something grammatically-incorrect, I lose my boner. FML
Today, my girlfriend sexted me for the first time in months. Halfway through reading it I was getting kind of hot. Then I found a spelling mistake and all I could think to do was correct her. She now won't talk to me. FML
Today, I realized how badly medical education has ruined me when I couldn't enjoy erotic literature because of one subtle anatomy mistake the author made. FML
Today, while reading an erotic story, I was more excited that the author used a conjunctive adverb than the sexual content in the story. FML
Today, my caring way too much about proper grammar got out of hand when I corrected my girlfriend during a talk about her dying grandmother. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and I said something grammatically wrong during it. He chose to correct it. FML
Today, I texted my girlfriend that I'm going to 'lick my professor's ass' instead of 'kick' due to auto-correction on my phone. FML
Today, I had to use a dictionary before I realized I was being flirted with. FML
Today, I was on my Wheel of Time fanfiction roleplay chatting seductively with my virtual lover while taking a break from doing some work, only to realize that I had accidentally sent the revenue report to my fellow fanfiction lover and used magic to undress my boss. FML
Today, my sex-crazed ex wrote me a letter so bad, it haunts me that I let a guy with such terrible grammar skills touch my boobs. FML
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Top comments
perdix 31
A big turn-off is the unexpected period.
thatgirlinoregon 21
Don't forget the improper use of colons!
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Comments (126)
AlexM42 5
I HATE when that happens... Not that ya know I do that sort of thing heh heh ;-)
beckyxD 13
"And then he slided his hand up my skirt and I moaned with pleasure." Lol Grammar Nazi FTW
tudorgirl12 5
Were you reading fanfiction?
shadowsorel 15
Yes. Twilight fanfiction... That eventually evolved into the abomination we call "Fifty Shades Of Grey."
Fasterkill 6
Intelligence should be praised, not shit on. I can't stand people like you. Your priorities are faulty.
chokefrantic 9
It's good that someone has standards!
photoquilty 6
You're me. I totally understand.
perei176 9
Omg, I'm the same way!! It sucks
Dragunov95 1
I don't think cockblocked was the correct term for that. Were you expecting to **** the book?
melrose90210 10
Fifty shades of grey ringing any bells?
j3ebrules 13
I've done that!!